Barack Obama: Pirate Slayer
We here at Radioactive Liberty are pretty hard on President Obama. We disagree with his communist approach to “fixing the economy”. We certainly don’t like the way he uses “environmental issues” to advance his communist agenda. It makes us want to puke when we hear the phrase “overseas contingency felatiation” as opposed to the “global war on terror”.
With all that said, we have to give credit where credit is due. The fact that Barack Obama singlehandedly killed three pirates while simultaneously rescuing Captain Richard Phillips is something worth celebrating. Any time my President is putting pirates in body-bags, I’m behind him one hundred percent.
It’s about time the United States has a President that knows something about military issues. The fact that President Obama was even able to complete BUDS training is remarkable. Then to go on and pass sniper training, what can’t this man do?
Not only did he pass all the training, but he put it to use. While aboard a Navy warship at sea, he was able to kill three pirates while simultaneously rescuing their hostage. I have to give the president a standing o. He’s the man. That stupid chimp Bush couldn’t have done that.
I stand in awe of President Obama’s superior marksmanship skills. He is leading from the front, and taking the bull by the horns. Those Navy slackers let four pirates in a dingy hold a bunch of US Warships at bay. It took President Obama’s cool hand, steely nerves, and keen eye to bring this standoff to an end.
We aren’t the first, but let it be noted that Radioactive Liberty has jumped on the bandwagon of pretending to be moderate by congratulating Barack Obama for killing pirates.
Category: Political Humor Tags: Barack Obama, Captain Richard Phillips, Hostage Rescue, Navy Seals, Pirate Standoff Humor, President Obama, Rescue, Snipers, Somali Pirates
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Umm, did it suck so bad nobody wants to comment?
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No, I was just doing my laundry and I’m late.
But when is he going to apologize for the murder of the pirates?
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Aye, mateys, he be a fine Pirate Killer.
Screw the puppy. Get that man a parrot. Arrgghh
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To answer you question there Jump old boy. I think we’re all just so damned fed-up with this prick and his total disregard for anyone else -he fucking even named his dog BO for shit’s sake – that it’s difficult to come up with a worthwhile comment.
My post for next week Monday is already written and I’ll tell you what, IT’S NOT FUNNY! It’s a total rant. Why? Because that’s what I have in my head right now. I’m out of humor for the moment. Anyone who can read the writing on the wall can see where the hell we are being lead. It doesn’t always inspire great satire.
Don’t take the lack of comments personally. Just remember, we have an extremely large and loyal group of fawning minions who hang on our every word. Oh, maybe I still can be funny after all. I have hope!
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Radioactive Liberty has jumped on the bandwagon of pretending to be moderate by congratulating Barack Obama for killing pirates.
Wait! Why the hell are we pretending to be moderate? MSNBC doesn’t pretend to be moderate, so why would we?
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I’m waiting till he takes on the ninjas to congratulate him on anything… Pirates are pussies!
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I’m with Alex, pirates are pussies. Any Tom Sawyer with a ni@@er Jim could handle Somalian pirates with a sling-shot and a hand full of pebbles, they are all teenagers for God sake. Anyway. Did anyone else see the video of ‘the leader of the free world’ being dragged around the white house lawn by the new first dog? The man can’t even lead his own dog!
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Funny, I didn’t intend to put a mail link in there.
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I hear Obama is going to brutally taser anyone who engages in privacy.
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(I’ve been tired to really comment on any blogs, lately.)
I hear Obama has just found a cure to athlete’s foot, too.
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