[...] know this little confabulation is supposed to be about President Obama. His speech was funny. The only thing that could have made it funnier is if he died from kidney [...]

(I’ve been tired to really comment on any blogs, lately.)

I hear Obama has just found a cure to athlete’s foot, too.

I hear Obama is going to brutally taser anyone who engages in privacy.

Funny, I didn’t intend to put a mail link in there.

I’m with Alex, pirates are pussies. Any Tom Sawyer with a ni@@er Jim could handle Somalian pirates with a sling-shot and a hand full of pebbles, they are all teenagers for God sake. Anyway. Did anyone else see the video of ‘the leader of the free world’ being dragged around the white house lawn by the new first dog? The man can’t even lead his own dog!

I’m waiting till he takes on the ninjas to congratulate him on anything… Pirates are pussies!

Radioactive Liberty has jumped on the bandwagon of pretending to be moderate by congratulating Barack Obama for killing pirates.

Wait! Why the hell are we pretending to be moderate? MSNBC doesn’t pretend to be moderate, so why would we?

To answer you question there Jump old boy. I think we’re all just so damned fed-up with this prick and his total disregard for anyone else -he fucking even named his dog BO for shit’s sake – that it’s difficult to come up with a worthwhile comment.

My post for next week Monday is already written and I’ll tell you what, IT’S NOT FUNNY! It’s a total rant. Why? Because that’s what I have in my head right now. I’m out of humor for the moment. Anyone who can read the writing on the wall can see where the hell we are being lead. It doesn’t always inspire great satire.

Don’t take the lack of comments personally. Just remember, we have an extremely large and loyal group of fawning minions who hang on our every word. Oh, maybe I still can be funny after all. I have hope!

Aye, mateys, he be a fine Pirate Killer.
Screw the puppy. Get that man a parrot. Arrgghh

No, I was just doing my laundry and I’m late.

But when is he going to apologize for the murder of the pirates?