Barack Obama Presidential Coin Collection – The Change We Have Been Hoping For
The Barack Obama Presidential Coin Collection finally delivers on Sen. Barack Obama’s campaign promise to bring change to the people. It’s the convergence of satire and truth. I had predicted that the only change Obama will bring is the type you can hold in your hand.
With a Presidential cabinet stuffed full of Clinton retreads, and a continuation of Chicago style deep dish culture of corruption surrounding the Obama campaign, it seemed as if the Change We Can Believe In ™ was a campaign promise that was as empty as Senator Obama’s Senate seat was during the majority of his tenure… Including the rare occasions he was in it.
However, the Barack Obama Presidential coin collection finally gives us the change we really CAN believe in. Along with Obama Victory Plates and various other Obama Merchandise, the Obama Gold Coins collection offers us a pointless collectors item that no one will ever care about. It even has a certificate of authenticity to confirm that it is a useless item that will never increase in value, much like Obama’s Presidency.
But wait, there’s more! The Obama coin collection comes with a handy display case. I’m putting mine on the mantle so everyone can see how hopey and changey I am. Then I may finally have friends.
The coin collection comes complete with:
- The Presidential Dollar bearing the life like image of the “First African American President”
I assume that is in sneer quotes because we all know that President William Jefferson Clinton was the first black President. Or maybe it’s because Obama is half white.
- A JFK Half Dollar- with the likeness of Obama with Kennedy representing the
“Time for a Change” Presidents.
Finally Camelot has returned! Rejoice! Rejoice in the glory of the Messiah!
- The Illinois State Quarter with the likeness of Obama when he announced his historic
candidacy in Lincoln’s hometown of Springfield, Illinois
Lincoln freed the slaves and Obama will free you from the slavery of capitalism, personal responsibility, and the ability to earn a decent income.
- The Hawaii State Quarter with a real life image of Obama in celebration of the birthplace of our 44th President of the United States of America.
Or is it his birthplace. A quick and easy to produce birth certificate would have settled the issue months ago.
- Free Obama Presidential Coin Collectors Album to preserve for years!
Well beyond it’s point of complete worthlessness. But we call that a “freshness date.”
- All coins brilliant condition.
And I was so hoping for dingy, stained, old looking coins. Dammit!
- Numbered Certificate of Authenticity
Just in case anyone needed proof that it is a stupid idea, here’s a certificate verifying that fact.
Don’t wait until it’s too late. Order your Barack Obama Presidential Coin Collection today, before supplies run out and there’s no change left to hope for.
Category: Political Humor Tags: Barack Obama Collection, Barack Obama Presidential Coin Collection, Humour, Political Humor
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Well, that about says it all. Maybe we could pay Detroit with these. I’m sure the unions would love that since they bought him the Presidency.
Even Hillary is feeling short-changed, because she has to take a pay cut over what Condie is making. Some obscure law is snatching (real) coin from her hand.
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Can we change the subject? Coining all these change puns doesn’t make any cents.
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So, is there where we got the term “chump change”?
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I sure hope Barack trademarked his name so he can get some royalties from those slimeballs at the Franklin Mint who are shamelessly hawking this crap.
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Elected officials can’t have rights to their names or images like private sector citizens can. Once elected, they are in the public domain, so Franklin Mint, and others like them have full licensing rights.
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Yup, Obama is a merchandiser’s wet dream.
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I refuse to buy anything that comes with a certificate of authenticity.
Too big a risk that the certificate is forged.
It is so much easier to make a realistic fake certificate, then a realistic fake coin.
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Those are all fakes. The real BO coin looks like a plugged nickel.
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What ever you do, do not order those fake Obama coins they are a waste of time and money let alone they are an eye sore to look at. First off these coins are nothing but stickers posted on original coins that you could do you self for less and the collection includes fake certificates of authenticy. WHAT EVER YOU DO, DO NOT BELIEVE ANY OF THOSE COMMERCIALS, EVEN THE ONES WITH MONTEL WILLIAMS ON THEM!!!, these coins hold no kind of monetry value they only hold well if this is something that you want to have sitting around the house collecting dust, which is all of the value it will collect for years to come. Only go for those coins that are made by the U.S. Mint and BEWARE OF THE FINE PRINT!!!
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[...] ceremony begins with Montel Williams urging viewers to get their Barack Obama commemorative coins while demand still lasts. Soon they will be handing them out as Chuck E. Cheese’s tokens due [...]
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[...] an Official Obama plate to hang on your wall? Or how about a few of those coins with the Certificate of Authenticity but you don’t want to pay an arm and a leg for them? Or maybe you just want something unique [...]
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[...] stations and other areas, according to the Associated Press. People want an Obama newspaper like an Obama commemorative coin. “I think it’s a momentous occasion,” Cynthia Gonzalez said as she clutched the [...]
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[...] See how easy it was to throw a little sales pitch there in the middle? I know many people worry about looking like shady, slimy, corrupt marketers by asking people to buy something. One of my best friends is a domestic terrorist, and I got elected President of the United States of America, so clearly there is no need to be concerned about your credibility. It wouldn’t be at all difficult to sell a few Obama Victory Plates, Obama tshirts, Obama Chia heads, Obama bobble head dolls, or Obama coin collections. [...]
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[...] Obama merchandise is everywhere. Bobble heads, thongs, coins, plates, sheets, baseball cards, the list seems endless. You’d think you were in Jerusalem during Easter and these guys were selling pieces of the cross. Even Billy Mays has gotten in on the act. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want any of that shit. [...]
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[...] the Obama Carbon Offset Coins! Each coin bears the Earth-friendly face of President Barack Obama. Because they’re minted in [...]
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Those BARACK OBAMA presidential coins are atravesty a slap in the faces of our founding fathers to have OBAMAS stupid fat face right next to their images is what i would call tacky and tastless its worse then a 4 year old fruitcake
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[...] this is unlikely to CHANGE any time soon, there’s no need to HOPE that things will get better. Y’all should [...]
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What a way they insult our founding fathers putting OBAMAS ugly mug right next to theirs
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That’s hilarious. They’re not even worth the money they’re printed on. It’s too bad people get sucked into these things.
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[...] However, people still worship Obama, and want to waste their money on the Obama Presidential Coin Collection. [...]
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i hope he bankrupt all u raceist so u will have 2 go back and live in your cave get over it u raceist
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Why do you hate Obama for being White, John?
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Obviously an English major.
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[...] is still in the sand. After you figure out what how much your money is worth, you can start a Presidential coin collection to display your worthless coins. Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments » Leave a [...]
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Couldn’t be written any better
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why dosent everyone lay off obama give him some credit he hasnt been in office that long . i think hes doing a fair job so far look what he had to pick up when he came in office.he sure didnt have a easy job waiting for him.
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You can use your Obama coins in the automated Obama shoe shine machine with a buff using authentic Kenyan goat hairs from his nannys farm,Obama has signed on to this saying it will create employment and reduce inflation as well as pay for Health Plans.
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[...] Barack Obama Presidential Coin Collection – The Change We Have …The Barack Obama Presidential Coin Collection finally delivers on Sen. … People want an Obama newspaper like an Obama commemorative coin. … [...]
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all you white people are the ones that put a black man in office because you felt like you felt sorry for black people but most of your white women sleep whith them so how can you white niggers be mad at Obama you are why he is ruling because you dont know how to treat your women an they go black. And they never go back. I am glad that a black man is running this country because all the white men with the acceptin of Clinton messed it up and you know what you are gonna get a chance to do it again enjoy your black President because after all you poor white trash are gonna come up.
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Be thankful for your black president, for if it were’t for African- Americans the Caucasian would not even know about oral hygeine. You are the primitive ones. You are cursed. If you want to talk smack, lets get down to facts. Did you know that Bill Gates took his money from the health care system after Oboma was elected to office? Now that patriotism for ya. Do you notice how the unemployment rate went up after Oboma was elected as P.O.T.U.S. . Its only because you racist idiots will find a reason to not hire, or even fire a black blacks simply because we have a black man in office. Alot of African-Americans have this country’s best intrest at heart;including our present president. If you wonder why the birds are falling dead,look in the mirror. If you wonder why the economy is the way it is, look in the mirror. If you wonder why you have an African-American president, look in the mirror. Thank you, because if it were’nt for you and your hatetred we would not be more unified people. Sincerly, Justin Altice King, an educated black man. p.s. come get you some.Roll Tide….
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wina- My bet is you’re not even black. You’re just another white poser with a guilt complex, a progressive axe to grind, and had to find a way to use the “N” word in a context that made you feel justified. Nice.
You think I even have one bit of White Shame about slavery? Nope. Didn’t do it, wasn’t there.
Do you have any Black Shame for the Black on Black slavery in Africa, that continues even today? Why would you, you’re not Black.
PS -For an “educated” person- a point you made as an afterthought at the end of your diatribe- you sure have a difficult time with sentence structure, syntax and spelling. Most likely you’re a product of modern public education.
Go back and read what you wrote and tell me whose filled with hate.
Have a nice day.
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Wina my nigger what the hell is crack a lackin?
Yo we in the hood be crazy electing Barack Obama, especially with rapists in Lincoln Park.
Better hide yo kids, hide yo wife.
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