A recent Rasmussen telephone poll revealed that 56% of voters “cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”
The poll asked participants how they felt about Barack Obama’s recent controversial comment. 56% of respondents disagreed with Senator Obama’s statement about small town Americans.
The survey goes on to show that 25% of voters hate small town, gun clutching, bible thumping, xenophobes, and agreed with The Democrat Presidential frontrunner.
19% are not sure whether they hate more: America or foreigners.
In completely unrelated news, Barack Obama is trailing Senator Hillary Clinton by 20 points in the run up to the Pennsylvania Primary.
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don
// Apr 14, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Do you people have any idea how hard it is to type while clutching my gun?
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Squeak
// Apr 14, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Wuts wit all dem dare big wurds n such?
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Fiar
// Apr 14, 2008 at 10:20 pm
I know, Don. And with a copy of the Bible in the other hand. Plus I have to bounce back and forth between strangling a foreigner and typing.
Us small town Pennsylvanians just aren’t that good at multitasking.
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Alex L
// Apr 15, 2008 at 1:27 am
‘The survey goes on to show that 25% of voters hate small town, gun clutching, bible thumping, xenophobes’
Wow that many people hated Charlton Heston…
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Fiar
// Apr 15, 2008 at 6:44 am
Yes, Alex. I think even some of the undecided 19% hated him as well.
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Chris C
// Apr 15, 2008 at 9:59 pm
I heard Wright had a tear in his eye when Obama gave that speech. The student has become the teacher…
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