Personal Finance Bible
sometimes we are presented with opportunities to make money in ways that aren’t completely legitimate. It could be anything from returning a product to a store where it wasn’t purchased, to stealing something that isn’t ours and selling it. This verse talks of how important it is to have integrity, and how if you don’t have integrity, having a fortune doesn’t really matter.

OBAMA REVEALS TRUE POLITICAL AGENDA

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“Liberal? My Ass,” He Confides to Fox News

“…But I Really Had You Guys Fired Up”

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Discloses Billions Held in Overseas Trusts;

Mother Sole Beneficiary of Howard Hughes Estate

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Chicago (AP) November 5, 2008 – President-Elect Barak Obama told a shocked and incredulous nation that he actually is “more conservative than Genghis Khan” and that his years-long posturing as a community activist and liberal politician was a lark.

“I just wanted to see how long I could be something I wasn’t,” he laughed. “And just to see how long I could get away with it.”

Fox News Chris Wallace’s listened in stunned silence as Senator Obama elaborated that “with all my money, I can do whatever the f*** I want. And giving away my money to some welfare bum isn’t one of them.”

When Wallace stammered, “But, Mr. Obama, you’ve just been elected President of the United States….”, Obama interrupted him, “If you think Reagan was a hard-nose, just wait. And,” he added looking into the camera, “you better watch your ass, Pootey Poot” in a reference to Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin.

When informed of Obama’s disclosure, his former political rival Sen. John McCain said, “That Barak! I always knew him to be one for practical jokes in the Senate – planting whoopee cushions during a live C-Span feed — but this is way over the top.”

As press reports jammed the wires with this electrifying and sudden turn of events, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) who was seen hurriedly leaving an Arlington, VA, Motel 6 declined comment while Rep. John Murtha (D-PA), leaving the same motel from a different exit, declined comment as well.

On the financial markets, the Dow gained an unprecedented 967 points in ten minutes prior to trading being halted as the international markets absorbed the news. The S&P 500 Index rocketed…

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I heard Wright had a tear in his eye when Obama gave that speech. The student has become the teacher…