A new, and completely legitimate tape of bogeyman extrordinaire, Osama bin Laden has surfaced again. (h/t Mudville Gazette) In the tape, which reportedly is 100% authentic and totally not fake, OBL uses tired cliches, such as “infidel” and “crusaders.”

One analyst, who asked to remain anonymous, said, “I swear, it so totally not a fake. You can like, bank on it, dude.” Many Democrats have pointed to the tape as evidence that the Bush Administration has “dropped the ball” in the hunt for bin Laden.

Further bolstering claims that bin Laden is not dead are the many recent public appearances by OBL. Such as the time he appeared last November in ??? and brazenly tunted the Bush Administration,in front an audience of ??? rallying supporters, or last month in ??? where he boldly issued the challenge, “you want some? Come get some!”

Bin Laden supporters Democrats have also been keen to point out the many successful terrorist attacks that bin Laden has coordinated since 9/11, such as ???, and the now legendary attack on ???

Of course, skeptics have challenged the authenticity of the tape, saying things like,

“bin Laden” has studiously avoided, for almost five long years, to simply appear on videotape holding a newspaper of his choice to prove his continued existence,

They have also pointed out that his subscription to the New York Times has lapsed. However, an unnamed source inside the NYT subscription department told Radioactive Liberty that this was “at the request of Mr. bin Laden” who stated that he had some “extensive business related travel arrangements” for the near future.

It should also be noted that bin Laden’s subscription to Goat Afficianado has lapsed.

Expose the Left has video. Counterterrorism Blog and Ausin Bay Blog have analysis.

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