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Where can I sign the petition at? Let’s get the ball rolling on that plan!

Yes, but it’s a nation wide plan. So you can punch hippies in all 58 states.

Sweet! Rollover punches. Do I have to commit to a two year contract?

I always knew that run-off from cattle and hogs were inherently beneficial. I just never knew it had a medical use.

So all I have to do is get some of this Chesapeake Bay muck, apply to the nether regions and the craps will disappear? Fantastic. Thanks Daniel.

I don’t think I want to ask about that eating thing.

And Chris, knowing what a stickler you are for the rules, yes, you can punch the hippies up to four times each, in the face, while rounding them up. Unused punches will rollover.

I understand that due to tons of nitrogen (or something) runoff from heavily farmed lands along creeks and rivers, there is tons of excess alge-like scum in the Chesapeake Bay so harvesting that would also benefit the crabs that so many people seem to love to eat.