Bitter Pennsylvanians Vote In Democrat Primary
Are you enthusiastic about today’s Democrat Pennsylvania Primary vote?
Are you brimming with eagerness for hope and change? Does the political campaigns season invigorate and energize you? Maybe your excited that this year, your vote actually counts. Do you really believe, “Yes we can?”
The Pennsylvania Primary is so far behind the other primaries, that it usually doesn’t even matter, but this year is different. Right?
Unless you are a small town Pennsylvanian. If you cling to guns and religion, you will cast a bitter vote indeed. But don’t worry, we have just the thing for you. Before you head to the polls, slam down a few nice, ice cold Pennsylvania Bitter Beers. Now available in all 50 states.
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Just make sure you don’t go out of the house with bitter beer face.
Pennsylvania Bitter Beer. For small town, xenophobic Americans like you.
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Thanks to Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty correspondent Les James for the photo.
Category: Political Humor Tags: Election 2008, Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania Primary, Political Humor
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Seems to be working just fine on this end.
As for the beer. It’s only about 8:30 AM here and I’ve already gone through my first six pack of PB.
I’m feeling better (not bitter) about this years election already.
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I have to say that as a small town Pennsylvanian, Pennsylvania Bitter was just the thing I needed to get through the day.
I’m halfway drunk and ready to vote for whomever is offering the best reacharound.
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Isn’t it going to be hard to vote, while holding your nose with one hand and a bottle with your other?
As for the reacharound, watch out for the hanging chads.
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