Are you enthusiastic about today’s Democrat Pennsylvania Primary vote?
Are you brimming with eagerness for hope and change? Does the political campaigns season invigorate and energize you? Maybe your excited that this year, your vote actually counts. Do you really believe, “Yes we can?”
The Pennsylvania Primary is so far behind the other primaries, that it usually doesn’t even matter, but this year is different. Right?
Unless you are a small town Pennsylvanian. If you cling to guns and religion, you will cast a bitter vote indeed. But don’t worry, we have just the thing for you. Before you head to the polls, slam down a few nice, ice cold Pennsylvania Bitter Beers. Now available in all 50 states.
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Just make sure you don’t go out of the house with bitter beer face.
Pennsylvania Bitter Beer. For small town, xenophobic Americans like you.
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Thanks to Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty correspondent Les James for the photo.
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10 responses so far ↓
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Les James
// Apr 22, 2008 at 10:35 am
Seems to be working just fine on this end.
As for the beer. It’s only about 8:30 AM here and I’ve already gone through my first six pack of PB.
I’m feeling better (not bitter) about this years election already.
2
Fiar
// Apr 22, 2008 at 11:25 am
I have to say that as a small town Pennsylvanian, Pennsylvania Bitter was just the thing I needed to get through the day.
I’m halfway drunk and ready to vote for whomever is offering the best reacharound.
3 Pa Primary Voting Coverage | Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty // Apr 22, 2008 at 11:53 am
[...] Bitter Pennsylvanians Vote In Democrat Primary [...]
4
Les James
// Apr 22, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Isn’t it going to be hard to vote, while holding your nose with one hand and a bottle with your other?
As for the reacharound, watch out for the hanging chads.
5 The Cult of Political Correctness | Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty // Apr 23, 2008 at 6:25 pm
[...] Bitter Pennsylvanians Vote In Democrat Primary [...]
6 Satire | Auto Maintenance With Obama | Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty // Aug 4, 2008 at 7:52 pm
[...] now. Don’t let the tire pressure gauge cling to the valve like a bitter American or you’ll wind up with tires as empty as my campaign promises. Your tire pressure as measured [...]
7 Satire | Obama Air Tires | Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty // Aug 8, 2008 at 11:29 am
[...] you a bitter American that can’t stop clinging to guns and [...]
8 Political Advertising | Flame War Parody | Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty // Sep 7, 2008 at 9:19 am
[...] political blog is that I have the opportunity to put it’s destiny into the hands of the bitter Americans that read [...]
9 Obama Putting Lipstick on a Pig in all 57 Islamic States | Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty // Sep 10, 2008 at 8:12 pm
[...] why I think Obama needs to be President. Don’t be bitter Americans, clinging to your guns and religion. Vote for Obama. Vote for [...]
10 Political Humor Under Fiar 2 | Daily Political news // Feb 18, 2010 at 2:37 pm
[...] The charges were ultimately dropped. With friends like Murtha, who needs enemas? Perhaps I’m just being a bitter Pennsylvanian. [...]
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