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Isn’t it going to be hard to vote, while holding your nose with one hand and a bottle with your other?

As for the reacharound, watch out for the hanging chads.

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I have to say that as a small town Pennsylvanian, Pennsylvania Bitter was just the thing I needed to get through the day.

I’m halfway drunk and ready to vote for whomever is offering the best reacharound.

Seems to be working just fine on this end.

As for the beer. It’s only about 8:30 AM here and I’ve already gone through my first six pack of PB.

I’m feeling better (not bitter) about this years election already.