Well, the 2006 Weblog Awards have arrived, and I don’t notice a nomination for Radioactive Liberty in the Best of the Top 501 - 1000 Blogs category. Now, I’m allowed to nominate myself, but if I have to do that, then what’s the point of even having a Monger Horde™?
Am I just supposed to sit and accept my mediocrity? You should know me better than that. I don’t expect to win, of course, but that’s not the important thing. What’s important is that you feed my delusions of grandeur.
It’s not whether you win or lose that matters, it’s whether or not you injure your opponent in the process.
I work best when I am insulting people. Blog award competitions are a treasure trove of potential victims. Or would you rather I spend the next month insulting you?
Now get to work before I start cracking skulls. My megalomania must be satiated.
Pertinent information:
http://radioactiveliberty.com/
Feed
http://feeds.feedburner.com/RadioactiveLiberty
On a related note, I nominated Insolublog for the Best of the Top 3501 - 5000 Blogs. Go support that nomination as well.
UPDATE: Von is a worthy member of the Monger Horde™. Now go prove your worthiness by seconding, thirding…
2004–2008
7 responses so far ↓
1
von
// Nov 15, 2006 at 11:09 pm
I got your back, bro!!!! Hehe…
2
FIAR
// Nov 15, 2006 at 11:12 pm
You forgot the “™”
3
von
// Nov 15, 2006 at 11:13 pm
DAMNIT!!!
4
RT
// Nov 16, 2006 at 12:12 am
I nominated you, sir, master monger.
5
FIAR
// Nov 16, 2006 at 8:52 am
Thanks, Chief Mongress
6 Monger Horde™ Unite…. « The Jundland Wastes // Nov 16, 2006 at 9:40 am
[...] Cheif Horder™ FIAR has been nominated for something or other. To quote Horder™ Von: Speaking of Mongers, Chief Executive Monger FIAR has been nominated in the category of best of the 502 to 1000 blogs. So, if you like Bacon, Oil, War, War for Oil, guns, hate stuff, beer, beer, oil, stuff, hate stuff, and really like spreading the hate of different stuff and just love other stuff like oil, guns, beer, and other stuff, then you need to go vote for FIAR!!! Also, if there is ever a category for best of the 100000 to 100000000 blogs, then I would expect to get nominated as well… [...]
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Skul
// Nov 17, 2006 at 10:36 pm
You start talkin’ about crackin’skulls and we’re gonna have a war sucka!!
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