One of the great things about being a hard-hitting news site is the fact that you get press credentials, which allows for inside scoops that others are not privy to.
As a result, and (more accurately) due to some fancy footwork by Les James - Jack-booted authorities were evaded, and we are able to provide you with this groundbreaking footage of Hillary Clinton’s darkest secret.
We all know that Hillary Clinton feasts on the unborn, but we now have this exclusive shocking documented evidence about Democrat Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.
Some “experts” may call the credibility of the source into question. Some may even make accusations of “photoshopping,” or doctoring images.
That’s just par for the course for serious journalists, like Jayson Blair and myself. Really, it’s a sign that the powers that be do not like seeing the truth exposed.
I assure you that this shocking photographic evidence is entirely accurate, regardless of whether the image itself is “fake.”
Editorial Note: Due to some technical difficulties - By which I mean taking up the slack for my wife being in Ohio… Which is now a state I hear. Are they going to give those people the right to vote too? If they did, it would be all gun clutching, bible thumping, xenophobic bitterness, and we know how that ends. Right, President Bush?
I think I had a point. Oh, right. part 5 of The Les James Political Humor series will be published later tonight.
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5 responses so far ↓
1 Two Dogs // Apr 15, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Thanks for the news, Dan Rather, I mean Fitch.
2 Fiar // Apr 15, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Sure thing, TD. Good to see you around again. I vow to always provide the most accurate reporting possible, no matter how fake.
3 Les James // Apr 15, 2008 at 8:14 pm
I see this photo as proof that Hillary is correct, shocking as that might be. She can deliver. She is the only one of the three who can.
The “baby” is doing fine and Hillary promises to birth many more when, I mean if, she is elected.
4 Fiar // Apr 15, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Oh, man. I saved the picture but I completely forgot about the text part that was there. I’ll have to do something about that as soon as I get the chance.
5 Alex L // Apr 16, 2008 at 12:36 am
Hasnt Chelsea grown up to be a beautiful young pig… I mean lady pig.
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