For too long now, the MoxArgon Group has been issues threats that we are all going to be enslaved, and be forced to work the petroleum mines. They keep telling us to “watch the skies.” Well I’ve been watching, and you guys are full of it.
You know what. I don’t think you guys can do it. Oh, sure, you’re supposed to be so advanced, and capable of intergalactic travel, but you’re not even advanced enough to get a dentist, are you?
Am I supposed to be askeered? Should I start crying like a little girl now? Give me a break. You guys are hiding out in Canada. Canada. CANADA!!! Like a bunch of dirty army deserters.
So what are you guys afraid of? A few puny humans? You want to take over the world? You don’t have the guts. A little Halloween candy, and you’re out of commision for how long?
You know what you guys are? Freaks. Sideshow freaks. You ought to be in some traveling freakshow.
Behold, Remulak MoxArgon. His teeth may look dangerous, but his mouth is too small to even bite the fingers of a young child.
Behold, Xran the Fleshrender. Which end is his butt, and which is his face? Can you tell, because we can’t.
Speaking of face/butt confusion, it looks like Remulak has a butt on top of his head. Go ahead, threaten me with the larval eggs in my brain again. You already told me that months ago. What a bunch of sissies.
What’d your ship breakdown, and you were too stupid to figure out how to fix it. I bet that’s it. Isn’t it?
So, I’ll just be over here quaking in my boots over the mighty MoxArgon and his empty threats. Don’t worry though, I won’t vaporize you guys, I promise. Canada right? North of here, then a little east and…
And if you guys are so fond of the petroleum mines, why don’t you put your money where your tiny ugly mouth is and join the War for Oil Blogroll?
So bring it on MoxArgon.
Bring. It. On.
2004–2008
6 responses so far ↓
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SeanS
// May 4, 2006 at 7:53 am
Um, FIAR… Remulak does have phase disrupter rifles. I sold them to him for gas money…
Sorry.
2
FIAR
// May 4, 2006 at 9:09 am
HA! Disrupter rifles. I sneeze at their disrupter rifles.
3
Remulak MoxArgon
// May 6, 2006 at 11:02 am
Looks like someone’s looking for a special spot playing catcher for the Zardozian Brotherhood in the mucus mines of Flovax Prime.
As for our using Canadian servers to post our transmissions, well, we got a good deal on the currency exchange rate. Besides AOL and Comcast are secretly run by a pack of Trivorians and trust me, you don’t want to do business those folks.
Now about your war for oil blogroll, well, I might be interested in bringing the phase disrupters SeanS sold me to the party, but a certain level of sycophancy is required to win the support of my mighty empire.
Loosely translated: You gotta brown-nose the Big Blue if you don’t want to end up fed to the Grellocks.
4
FIAR
// May 6, 2006 at 11:07 am
I eat Grellocks as appetizers.
Wimps.
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Remulak MoxArgon
// May 6, 2006 at 4:43 pm
You should talk to FMRagtops about learning the fine art of intergalactic sycophancy. Some “Hail the Mighty Emperor” and “Oh Great & Wise Ruler of a Trillion Stars” can go a long way to prevent a plasma torpedo from crash landing on your house.
And anyone who says they would eat a Grellock has certainly never seen one. Yuck!
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FIAR
// May 6, 2006 at 7:07 pm
Sure, Grellock isn’t the tastiest treat, but I certainly don’t fear them, nor do I fear you. FMRagtops may be interested in sycophancy, but I’m interested in showing you your full of idle threats, and insightful commentary.
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