Thanks to me, we get to actually have a Carnival of Comedy this week, no thanks to all the slackers that don’t want to volunteer to host. If there’s no host, there’s no carnival *cough* Bonfire of the Vanities *cough*! Got it. Now get to it. Send Spacemonkey an email.

Perhaps I should just host every 10th one by default, as I have hosted the 29th the 39th and now the 49th installment. We Need Hosts slackers!

Or else.

Got it?

All you need to do is email Spacemonkey at imao dot us and offer to host. Also remember, if you’re not reading IMAO everyday, the terrorists win, and If you don’t check out every IMAudiO, the Hippies win. You don’t want that to happen, do you?

Now, on with the show. Since you are all slackers that didn’t volunteer to host, I’m going to do things my way, and if you don’t like it, that’s too bad.

Non-Slacker Who Volunteered to Host!

FIAR [me] presents FrankJ and Me – Twins? A Comparative Study

And my editor’s pick, a slacker who didn’t even enter this week, but he get’s a pass on being a slacker because he’s a union guy. JimmyB The CUG has the Best. Tahoe. Commercial. Ever. Die hippies die. I’m the non-slacker, and I say he get’s an entry. I have some union thugs around here to “persuade” you if you don’t like it.

Slackers Who Didn’t Volunteer to Host but are Really Funny

NOTR at ROFASix has a video. End Women’s Suffrage NOW! You really have to watch this. Man, college students are stupid. I love it. Perhaps they thought he meant “suffering.”

We white folk need to learn the proper procedure for giving dap. Fortunately for us Dr. Phat Tony is on the case with Giving Dap Now Outlawed in Congress

“How the hell do you throw away a trashcan?” Apparently you don’t, but as Chris Carlisle finds, the attempt could be an effort in Futility, Revisited. [The Dimmer Switch]

Peace Moonbeam and Scooter have some fun and make some friends, at a protest of all places in Viva la Protest!.

Buckley F. Williams [The Nose on Your Face] at investigates a new strain of, er, STD when Syphilis Catches Paris Hilton

AbbaGav has game show satire with all your favorite idiots in Resurrected Gameshow — Celebrity Charity Password.

I like pictures, and Seaspook has a good one. Ahh Miss, Miss…How About a Date. [Seaspook's Rants]

Android CAI/7 at The MoxArgon Group presents Illegal/Illogical. Sometimes androids really are smarter than politicians, or maybe thay always are.

Don Surber presents Donald Trump’s Hair Secret Exposed. Yay! More pictures.

ProudMary presents Top 10 signs that you’re kind of over being a dog owner.

Slackers Who Didn’t Volunteer to Host but Are Still Pretty Funny

Ferdinand T. Cat has an Update on the Sharon Stone Situation. FERDY! I need to bleach my brain. *shudders*

tommy at Striving For Average has more poitical talk show madness with The Capitol Police. Cynthia sure does support the police.

Elisson [Blog d'Ellison] makes clever use of – ahem – expressions in Wax Job: A 100-Word Story.

Hobart T. Johnson presents McKinney Offers Capitol Police Free Personal Makeovers. [The Baloney Press Satirical Newspaper]

Let’s go to the disco with Joan Conde of Mamcita and learn about Beard Chic. Yeah!

Gullyborg [Resistance is Futile!] offers dating advice to Liza Minelli with I wouldn’t have thought it was an issue for you…

Dean Swift at Swiftian Rant points out a few things he wouldn’t like on his news stand in Keeping our Borders Safe.

Cell phones just keep adding features, don’t they? Avant News shows us the newest feature. Motorola Unveils Naomi Campbell Signature Line Assault Cellphones

Vox Poplar [is Right about Everything and You Know It] presents Question Period: Cynthia McKinney. He’s got questions alright, but no answers.

Ba da dum dum *Cymbal Crash* Mr. Right at The Right Place presents Sank You… I’ll Be Here All Ze Veek!

Who knew using a whiteboard was so complicated? Big Picture Guy at Big Picture, Small Office presents Whiteboard Blues.

miriam [Miriam's Ideas] translates some of her sharp-tongued mother’s favorite sayings in I heart Yiddish. Mild Profanity.

Jack Cluth at The People’s Republic of Seabrook brings us Another DUMB@$$ AWARD wiener. This time it’s Cynthia McKinney on the chopping block, and Jack makes sense… For once.

Slackers Who Didn’t Volunteer to Host and Are Not Really Funny, but Perhaps Entertaining

miriam at Miriam’s Ideas explains that family never stays peaceful for long in Family intrigue.

Jim “Suldog” Sullivan presents In Which My Reply To A Comment Becomes Literal. You need to remember the title and follow an additional link for context. I don’t like when that happens.

Stephen Taddei at The Mind of a Moron explores the difference between scary and creepy with What’s So Creepy.

Slackers Who Didn’t Volunteer to Host, and are REALLY NOT FUNNY

zzzzzzzzz Big Cajun Man presents Advice: Best Financial Advice Ever Given posted at Canadian Financial Stuff.

Jon Swift presents Everyone Hates the Christians. Was this supposed to go to a different carnival, because it doesn’t appear to even attempt humor?

Gaucho at Teahouse on the Tracks presents On Second Thought. Sorry. I got distracted after about the third paragraph. zzzzzzzzzzz

Remember kids, without a host, there’s no carnival. All that linkfest related traffic you count on won’t be there. On the plus side, you can count on far more traffic from a hosting gig than a mere entry would have to offer. Spacemonkey at imao dot us

Do it now! Or else – See pic above.

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Update: Sorry for the previously incorrect email address. I have fixed it, and sorry to the fellow that may have been receiving email and scratching his head as to why.

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