I think it’s high time that we admitted that the whole “War on Terror” thing is nothing more than bumper sticker sloganeering. After all, you can’t fight wars against an abstract concept, like: Oppression, slavery, tyranny, fascism, Nazism, despotism, or terrorism. How do you fight an abstract concept? You can’t.
We use the term [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Caustic Sarcasm'
‘War on Terror’ Hollow Sloganeering
June 11th, 2007 · 8 Comments
Tags: Caustic Sarcasm · Pointless Nonsense
John MurthaFuq’ar - Terrorist Supporter
June 5th, 2007 · 9 Comments
In an appearance on ABC’s “This Week,” John MurthaFucker - traitor, liar, gutless chickenchickenpussy, military backstabber, terrorist enabler, and surrendermonkey -PA, towed the official Al Qaeda line that killing terrorists just makes more terrorists. Obviously, if this is true, it just means that we aren’t piling up the bodies fast enough.
MurthaFucker told Gulp Slurpalottajizz:
“Our presence [...]
Tags: Caustic Sarcasm
Terrorist Forced to Game on Inferior PS2 Console
May 16th, 2007 · 6 Comments
Faux Noise reports:
WASHINGTON — An accused enemy combatant held at Guantanamo Bay told a military hearing he was physically as well as mentally tortured there by having to read a newsletter full of ‘crap,’ being forced to use unscented deodorant and shampoo and having to play sports with a ball that would not bounce.
Majid [...]
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Tax the Poor
May 14th, 2007 · 14 Comments
It’s been a while since I updated my platform for being Cruel, deranged, bloodthirsty Despot of the Universe. I still promise to be completely psychotic, and I still guarantee that we will invade Canada to steal their oil. I don’t recall ever addressing the issue of taxes, however. As Cruel, deranged, bloodthirsty Despot of the [...]
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Bush Lied! Not Enough People Died!
April 9th, 2007 · 3 Comments
On September 11, 2001, while President Bush was reading to young schoolchildren, he got the message, “Operation No Trade Center is a success.” He gave a wink and a nod to his aide, and finished pretending that nothing of significance had happened for another 6 minutes. He now had all the pretext he would need [...]
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