If you think Obama was not born here you are a Birther. If you think Bush was responsible for 911 you are a Truther. There are Deathers, people who think Bin Laden is still alive. (He’s hanging with Elvis in Pontiac, Michigan. )

Now there is a new group for people who think any flak aimed at Barack is fueled by racism: Racers.

Here at Radioactive Liberty we have created a test for people to determine if they are a Racer.

Question #1: Are you Whoopi Goldberg?

If you answered yes to this question you are in fact a Racer.

Question #2: True or false: White conservatives secretly voted against Obama in 2008 and Democrats were able to counter the covert racism by illegally flooding the election results with extra votes.

If you answered true you are a Racer and also probably so far to the left you make Obama look like a Moderate. I hear Cuba is very nice this time of year. Make sure you bring toilet paper though.

Question #3: True or False: The news coverage of the Birther controversy was a distraction from the real issues.

If you answered true then you are not only a Racer but ignorant.

Two billion people watched the Royal Wedding. Millions of Americans woke up at the crack of dawn to see it. Every news channel and TLC were devoted to live wall-to-wall coverage.

But somehow Birther talk was the big distraction that week. Elle. Oh. Elle.

Question #4: True or False: You look at the Royal Wedding and wonder where the black people are.

If you answered true you are a Racer. Perhaps you should be asking liberal buddy Prince Charles why that is by the way. Maybe he’s too busy worrying about having less than 96 months to live to come up with racial quotas for the royal family. I don’t know.

If you answered “false” or “no” to all of these questions you are not a Racer. Congratulations.

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Do you have a quiz question to determine if someone is a Racer? Leave yours in the comments below.

The #1 Ranked Conservative Humor and Satire site in the entire world has been hacked. A few weeks ago if you tried to comment on my posts, you would be redirected to a 404 page. This should never happen. We fixed this issue by deleting my profile and creating another. That worked for short time, then it occurred again. It isn’t happening to FIAR or Chris C, just me. Coincidence? I think not.

I’ve gotten under someone’s skin. Gee, who’d have ever thunk?

Not to worry. We’ve fixed this again, and continue the open dialog of Free Speech we all enjoy here. We’ve always welcomed your comments, regardless of your views. There’s only been one instance that anyone’s comment has ever been deleted. That pervert crossed the line.

Whomever has hacked us, has arrogantly decided their opinion -of not expressing a written opinion or allowing yours- trumps everyone else’s. This moron doesn’t want you to be heard. I’m still posting.

Well, I’ve got something to say to you: Who the Hell do you think you are, you small-time censor? Fuck you.

I thought I’d feel a lot better after that, but I only feel a little better. I think I know what will fix it.

Let’s start with this: If your feet were on fire, I’d piss on your head, so it flows to the flames. This is my idea of Trickle-Down, you small-minded, chicken shit socialist.

Do the world a favor. Put down the veggie burger and your copy of Tree Spiker quarterly, grab-up a length of hemp rope, then take-up auto-erotic asphyxia… using a high bridge. You probably won’t do it, since maggots like you typically have very tiny, non-functional equipment, and think sex is sucking on the Nanny State’s teat.

You freedom hating, low-life, egotistical coward. You temporarily cut-off the one way you could face me, making you an emotionally unstable Pussy, and a prime example of why contraception needs to be taken more seriously. If you ask your parents, I’ll bet you’d find they didn’t even want you.

All that aside, thanks for showing us (one more time) what Far Left Loons are really like.

Go tell all your dope-smoking, Brown Shirt wannabe friends you got a reaction. Then they’ll all Goose Step here to gloat. All you’ll accomplish is driving-up our already phenomenal number of hits. In the end, I win. I hope you’re happy, because I am.

Oh, and one more thing… Fuck You.

I do feel better.

Or The Obamunist Manifesto

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the ideal of the individual that has allowed individuals to fail or succeed on their own merit and to become primarily devoted to the advancement of the collective and it’s agenda, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the abolishment.

We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men should be made to be the same, and are endowed by their government with certain inconstant rights that are to be changed as the government sees fit to protect man from himself, and swell the federal tax coffers. — That to administer these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from their good intentions and the ignorance of the governed, — That whenever any individual becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the government to jail it, shoot it, or to legislate and/or tax it into oblivion, and to institute new Government programs, laying its foundation on safety, and the populace’s inability to discern. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed. Ever. But when a long train of individuals and their lamentations, questioning invariably their government being reduced to absolute despotism, it is their government’s right, it is their government’s duty, to become increasingly more rigid, and to provide new Guards for government’s future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of this government; and such is now the necessity which constrains it to alter its former Systems of Government. The history of the former President’s of the United States is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny of the individual over the collective. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

Some individuals have excess, while others have none.

Individuals have forbidden their Government to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless the government could reasonably show that the laws would not intrude on individual liberty.

Individuals have tried to stop their government from levying unnecessary taxes against them.

Some individuals have done harm to others.

In every stage of these Oppressions the government has tried to circumvent these protestations through the judiciary. Still, the tyranny of individual liberty protests.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the government of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of this government, solemnly publish and declare, That this united government is, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent from the tyranny of individualism, and that all political protection of the individual from the government ought to be totally dissolved; and that as a Free and Independent government, we have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things with no regard to the will of the individual. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of total prohibition on the individual to keep and bear arms, we pledge to destroy the individuals’ Lives, their Fortunes, and their sacred Honor.

JumpOut is currently declaring his independence at his law enforcement humor blog, You Should Be Tasered