It’s been a while since I updated my platform for being Cruel, deranged, bloodthirsty Despot of the Universe. I still promise to be completely psychotic, and I still guarantee that we will invade Canada to steal their oil. I don’t recall ever addressing the issue of taxes, however. As Cruel, deranged, bloodthirsty Despot of the [...]
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Tax the Poor
May 14th, 2007 · 14 Comments
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Bush Lied! Not Enough People Died!
April 9th, 2007 · 3 Comments
On September 11, 2001, while President Bush was reading to young schoolchildren, he got the message, “Operation No Trade Center is a success.” He gave a wink and a nod to his aide, and finished pretending that nothing of significance had happened for another 6 minutes. He now had all the pretext he would need [...]
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President Bush Vows To Veto Troop Support
March 28th, 2007 · 1 Comment
In a display of arrogance and hubris, President Bush denounced Congressional Democrats on Wednesday for a new Iraq War spending bill, that is needed to provide food and supplies to our baby killing troops. He vowed to veto any bill that included a provision to bring our children home from their torture training centers in [...]
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