Today I will give you a reprieve from my usual sophomoric political humor and ever so slightly altered images.  Instead, I offer a more sober post.

We are not at war with Islam. No shit. The only people who ever said we were, weren’t part of, or supported, the War on Terrorism. Oops sorry, Overseas Contingency Operations.

Our new Commander in Chief (hang-on, shouldn’t that be changed to Contingency Operations Director, as in COD -collect on delivery? Fifty-two percent of the American people who voted delivered him, now he’s collecting from us all -to include those who aren’t even born.) contracted potential terrorist to murder three black, African men. Chances are they were Muslim.

Since Obama’s grandmother stated that he was born in Kenya, which borders Somalia, and since it’s not religious, does he just not care for any Africans, like his half-brother George, who lives in a tiny hut in Kenya or his Aunt Zeituni, who will most likely be deported back there, or his youngest half-brother, Malik who was sick with cholera last month in the same country?

Remember Obama’s half white, does this make him a racist? George Bush would have been accused of just that. Liberals obviously are two-faced, and they’re wearing the ugly one.

I think it goes a lot deeper than that. Obama is a dyed-in-the-wool, radical, extremist, with very little regard for his life or those who’s his decisions might affect. The greatest good for the greatest number is the philosophy that’s pulling the wagon of the Democrat Party and Obama is this herd’s drover. Chuck Shummer has told us that traditional values are dead in this country. Our traditional values are well defined in the Declaration Of Independence.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

Most of my personal values are derived from these unalienable Rights. I expect others to respect my Rights as I respect theirs. Unfortunately, while Shummer may not be entirely correct, this seems to be the one exception the insane left-wing is will to make for the death penalty.

When we have a President who’s sole goal is to overthrow of our Republic and replace it with a socialist state, then you know he cares little for his own political ambitions and well being or the well being of his family. How else can you possibly explain his vision, except as that of an extreme politically ideological zealot?

To that end, I can see no difference between what drives him to destroy America, and re-make it into a soft fascist state, and the actions of those who willing strap on suicide vests to bring about a totalitarian, religious state. Both are willing to sacrifice themselves and us, for their goals.  Cap and Trade will prove this and may well be the tipping point.

That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, – That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

Read this as an uber-liberal and you will come away with a much different interpretation than our Founding Fathers intended. As if they would even bother.

I’m not suggesting that we raise-up in armed conflict with the aim of overthrowing our government. Despite what the Obama administration’s own Department of Homeland Security says, I do not advocate joining anti-government right-wing militias. We still can affect change at the grass-roots levels. Vote, participate, educate, demonstrate.

The Declaration of Independence was a result of years of government intervention into the lives of freedom loving people. I challenge each and every one of you to read this amazing document this week and ask yourselves if this current oppression is not a shadow from the past.

I haven’t queried my fellow fellow writers, but I feel pretty comfortable in saying that until such time as Fiar, Chris C, Jump-Out and myself are hauled off in the middle of the night, we will continue to poke our sharp and pointy sticks at the powers that be.  All of this to keep you informed on the apparently treasonous actions of our government.  Most of the time we’ll do it in a humorous manner. Sorry about today, but sometimes funny just don’t cut it.

I hope that in a small way, we add to the vital discourse that is still our right, until we allow that to be taken from us too.

With illegal NSA eavesdropping out of control over the last three months, I’d be careful what you say on your telephones or write in your emails.  You showed up here, so you’re a suspect. You nasty terrorist you.

Keeping in line with my epiphany that I will now support Barack Obama, I’ve decided that Bernie Madoff is one of my personal heroes. Mr. Madoff has done this country a great service, and I am afraid he is being unfairly treated. If he is convicted, I will start a letter writing campaign to have Mr. Madoff pardoned by America Czar President Obama.

Are those boos I am hearing? Hear me out. I can’t imagine how you people don’t get this. Let me see if I can spell this out for you.

First, Mr. Madoff has protected some of the most vulnerable American Citizens. Like the protection offered by President Obama, those being protected probably don’t feel really protected, but I assure you they are. Bernie Madoff has most likely put all Nigerian e-mail scammers out of business. By taking money from a bunch of rich fools, he has taken away a huge chunk of Nigerian spam e-mail profits. It’s likely the Nigerian spam e-mail industry will be crashing shortly.

Second, Mr. Madoff only took money from rich people. Rich people who probably fly in jets. Now, those jet riding fat cats can’t fly in their jets as often because they can’t afford it. Mr. Madoff is saving the environment. While Barack Obama will save the environment by both taking all your money, and raising the price of fuel, Mr. Madoff has no control over the price of fuel. He did the best he could. I’m sure we’ll find out next year that global warming cooling climate change is over. It will be in no small part to Mr. Madoff’s contribution. And like Barack Obama, he knows that it doesn’t matter who you hurt, as long as you save the environment.

Lastly, Mr. Madoff accomplished something my favorite president could never accomplish. He was able to redistribute the wealth of rich people without the power of the IRS. How can you not be impressed by that. He was able to get people to choose to give him their money. That’s a conservative redistributionist right there.

As you can see, Mr. Madoff’s agenda, and President Obama’s agenda are very similar. I don’t think you can support one without supporting the other. That would be dishonest. Since I have recently started supporting Mr. Obama, I will now be supporting Mr. Madoff as well. They have both served their country admirably. They should be rewarded equally.

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JumpOut offers some political editorial regarding the ascension to godhood inauguration to the Presidency of His Majesty and Most Blessed One, Barack Obama. There is plenty of strong language, so if that is a problem, I highly recommend the latest edition of Lolterizt at imao.us. Otherwise, read and enjoy.

Being the powerful and influential conservative humor and satire site that we are, I think we are required by law to talk about Barack Obama’s inauguration today. I am going to present you with some thought provoking observations and keen insight on Barack Obama, his inauguration and the direction in which this nation is headed.

Much was made of the exorbitant cost of Obama’s inauguration ceremonies. Yes, in this time of economic uncertainty, absolutely retarded bailouts, and all the terrorist killin’ going on out there, $150,000,000 seems a tad much. Yes, it’s true George W. Bush was lambasted for spending a third of that on his inauguration. See, this is the way I feel about it: I don’t give a f^^k.

So, yesterday was supposed to be an historic event. Obama is the first not completely white President. I’m sure race relations today are better than they were two days ago. Some people feel like Obama is such a transcendent figure that all the world’s ills will be cured today. Then there are others that feel he is just a politician. A politician like any other that will sell out his base for his own sake. He made a bloviating speech about the economy, the historic nature of his presidency, and his plans for the future. My position on it is this: I don’t give a f^^k.

Now, President Obama will start the difficult task of steering the country through these economic hardships. He’s about to start trying to hand out billions of dollars to CEOs, Bankers, unions, and some of his closest friends. He’s going to try to get as many people as possible employed by the government. You know what I say? I don’t give a f^^k.

We are now left with the country being led by the most Liberal President in history. The media is shivering from the tingling feelings running up their legs. All is right in the international community, and every other country should be respecting us more any minute now. The terrorists will all lay down their explosive vests and world peace will be breaking out soon, I’m sure, but you know what? I don’t give a f^^k.

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