I think we all know that people don’t kill people. Guns do. They’re just born with the genetic programming for evil. In fact, guns have an entire chromosome dedicated to being evil. It’s true. Look it up.
Entries Tagged as 'Caustic Sarcasm'
People Don’t Kill People. Guns Do.
February 22nd, 2007 · 10 Comments
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John Murtha is No Patriot
February 21st, 2007 · 3 Comments
John Murtha (D-PA), speaking about his new “Slow Bleed” plan for surrender in Iraq, said of our troops, “They won’t have the equipment, they don’t have the training, and they won’t be able to do the work.”
It’s long been known that I support the war, but not the troops, so I applaud Murtha’s flagrant disregard [...]
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President Bush Endorses Killing Innocent Civilians
January 26th, 2007 · 31 Comments
In a meeting President Bush had arranged with General David Petraeus, The President outlined a policy regarding the rules of engagement in Iraq:
I made it very clear, as did the Secretary, that our policy is going to be to protect our troops in Iraq. It makes sense that if somebody is trying to harm our [...]
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