In reference to FIAR’s line in the sand, I post this response (Click To Hugeify):

Now! Fire me if you must, but a man’s got to stand up for his principles…or lack thereof.

I guess by now you folks are wondering where FIAR has been. He hasn’t posted or commented in quite a while. Well, I know what happened, but I promised his family I’d keep it quiet. But what the hell, right? We’re like family here. I can tell you.

See FIAR is dead. While that may not surprise you, the way he went could change the way you look at religion and Christmas forever.

You all know FIAR is an atheist, right? Little, “a”, not big “a”, because he’s an atheist in that he doesn’t believe in God, but he’s not a member of that national Atheism church like those douchebags that are always trying to take God out of the pledge, and In God We Trust off of money, and Manger Scenes out of City Hall.

FIAR actually liked Christmas. It’s hard to beat the joy of seeing a child’s face when they receive that perfect Christmas present. He was all into the holiday, the decorating, the gifts, and the eating. It is all loads of fun, after all, who would deny an atheist the joys of Christmas given to us by our Lord and Savior, The Baby Jesus?

God, that’s who. Apparently God doesn’t like it when Baby Jesus hating atheists participate in Christmas. God doesn’t like people not believeing in him, whether they believe in him or not. So, in a prime example of Karmic justice, FIAR was putting up his manger scene, he climbed a ladder to place the Star atop the manger, a mighty wind blew, knocking FIAR off the ladder. He fell into the manger where he was impaled by The Baby Jesus.

Witnesses said they could hear the words, “You Baby Jesus hating atheist ::shakes fist::” in the wind that day. So Wild Bill, you better watch out.

Okay, now that FIAR is dead, and I have the keys to his blog, I think this is now my blog, and as such, all traffic for Radioactive Liberty is now mine!

Xposted @ Fmragtops Spews

I don’t know what the hell he’s getting at, but FIAR and Fmragtops are two seperate people. I mean, just because we have never been seen in the same place at the same time doesn’t prove anything. I’m sure we’ve posted different things at the same time before. Is it so hard to believe? Hell, Sssasquatch has even seen FIAR, or someone claiming to be FIAR, there is no way to be sure. (Now that’s some irony, isn’t it?) Someone claiming to be Fmragtops has called in to The Passionate America Show on several occasions when FIAR was away on vacation, or having computer problems. Coincidence? I think not. It’s obvious that FIAR needed someone to cover for him, and called his old buddy, Fmragtops.

Anyhoo, that crap about us being the same person is a bunch of paranoid crazy-talk by people that collect Star-Wars Dolls, and people that write a whole post that is a conversation with themselves. Yeah, there are some reliable sources for you.

Trust me, we are two, completely different people. There is no conspiracy. Move along, there is nothing to see here.

The fact that we switched from Blogger to AN Hosting with WordPress blogs doesn’t mean anything. So what if we are both hatefilled men with delusions of grandeur, and a violent thirst for hippie blood and oil. It’s only a coincidence. Just like the fact that we use [impalingspike>©, MONGER HORDE™, and BACON® as powerful rhetorical tools. It’s not evidence of multiple personality disorder.

The next time someone suggests that we are actually the same person, you just tell them you know better. It’s impossible for one person to contain so much hate, angst, and violent delusions. Come on, people. What are we? DUmmies?