Category — Flowers Bloom

Fred Thompson = Hitler

by Flowers Bloom

By Flowers Bloom

Recently, I was lurking IMAO in order to make sure that their plans for launching nuclear strikes don’t involve anything more local than the moon. I’m quite certain that the insidious mind of Frank J has some half-witted and half-baked plan to do something evil.

While I was there I discovered this little fact about Fred Thompson, whom it seems, has a loyal fan base amongst the Republifascist contingent.

Fred Thompson gets three scoops of raisins in every box of Kellogg’s Raisin Bran.

While this may seem insignificant and innocuous on it’s surface, it is clear that it is a portent of the malignant machinations to come if, Gaia forbid, Fred Thompson were ever to make it to the White House.

I’m sure that the Neo-Nazi Nincompoops of the Far Right won’t follow the logic, so I shall explain in full detail. I shall attempt to use small words, diverging from my natural tendency towards my voluminous vocabulary, for the benefit of the Red-Staters, Rednecks, and Republicrooks.

Fred Thompson is getting preferential treatment – That means special favors – From the Kellogg’s company. That’s bad enough on it’s own, but that merely scratches the surface. Kellogg’s is part of a company called KBR. KBR used to be called Kellogg Brown and Root.

That’s not all. KBR is Halliburton – Yes, that Halliburton. The same company that profits from our barely literate bloodthirsty babykillers murdering brides and bridesmaids at weddings in Iraq, is giving special favors to Fred Thompson.

Halliburton!

This can only lead me to one ominous conclusion. Allow me to show you the “math.” Fred Thompson = Halliburton = Dick Cheney = Bush = Hitler. We can simplifiy this equation, again, for the benefit of the Republitards out there – since all values are equal → Fred Thompson = Hitler.

I think you Chicken-Cons might want to re-evaluate your support for Fred Thompson. Then again – Jack-Booted Fascists that you are – I think perhaps it’s a perfect fit.

Humor-Blogs.com steals the raisins from Raisin Bran to give them to Fred Thompson. If that bothers you as much as it bothers me, then you should Subscribe to Radioactive Liberty.

August 22, 2007 22 Comments

Regulate Guns

by Flowers Bloom

Tommy Denton makes an excellent argument regarding the Second Amendment, in the Roanoke Times:

No matter how much mayhem and tragedy may be caused by gun violence in the United States, such costs are more than an acceptable trade-off for many people who are determined to preserve “the right to keep and bear arms.”

No matter how many emotional appeals to stop the violence — like the somber ringing of a bell 80 times at a vigil in Richmond last January to mark the 80 deaths of Virginia children by gun violence in 2005 — the sacred Second Amendment pre-empts the naïve notion that regulating the proliferation of firearms in civil society serves the greater purpose of public safety and ordered liberty.

That is one of the mistakes a lot of people make — believing that unrestricted gun ownership is the most free, when in fact, managed firearms ownership is actually the freer gun ownership. The right to keep and bear arms is enhanced by regulation.

H/T TAIR

Hugs, not guns.

April 18, 2007 13 Comments

Saving the World with Puppies and Kittens

by Flowers Bloom

By now you are perhaps pondering, “what has happened to Radioactive Liberty?” Hopefully you have read Flowers and Hugs as well, and if you have not, please do so in a prompt fashion. I am Flowers Bloom, and it would seem that FIAR has handed off the domain to me. He muttered something in a virtually incoherent drunken stupor about how, “If Fmragtops won’t blog, then nobody can!”

Rest assured that it sounded no less unintelligible to me than it does to you. What influence does the blogging or non-blogging status of one individual bear upon the remainder of us? Nothing, from what I can discern, but if FIAR wants to retire from blogging, that is his prerogative.

In the future, I hope to focus on the impending environmental holocaust, and just what steps we can take, and must take, in order to avert disaster. If there is even the most remote potential that we can avoid the looming global extinction, then it is something we must do, no matter how drastic.

I look forward to engaging in lively discourse with the readership that FIAR has built. It is imperative that we share our ideals with non like-minded individuals, as well as with like-minded progressives.

April 1, 2007 11 Comments