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An Open Letter to Jack Bauer

April 4th, 2006 · 6 Comments

By Flowers Bloom
Jack, I don’t understand why you are so intent upon being so extraordinarily violent. You’re always yelling, pointing and shooting guns, blowing things up, and slitting people’s throats. Don’t you understand that things can usually be settled in a civil and rational way?
Have you ever obtained a lead, and said, “I know we [...]

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Tags: Flowers Bloom · Useless Entertainment

Cowardly Democrats Undermine Impeachment

March 15th, 2006 · 14 Comments

Some Democrats in the House seem to be more concerned with getting re-elected than in doing what is best for the country. We need to let them know that our top priority is the impeachment of President Bush, and NOT winning elections.

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Tags: Flowers Bloom · Politics [Yawn]

Liveblogging the State of the Union

January 31st, 2006 · No Comments

By Flowers Bloom
Start of speech: Buzz word “Democracy.” No mention of the new democracy of Hamas.
9:24 Oh yes, let’s not forget the troops. No mention of Abu Grahib though.
9:29 Hamas, work for lasting peace. Heh. Yup they’re reflecting their own citizens with their “democracy.”
WMDs in Iran! WMDs in Iran. Hmm… I’m not falling for that [...]

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Tags: Flowers Bloom · Humor · Politics [Yawn]