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Aren’t Reporters Supposed to Report the Facts?

June 22nd, 2007 · 12 Comments

… Only if you’re a sub-retarded Hollyweird writer would you think that.
With all the evidence to the contrary, like: Jayson Blair, Fauxtoshopped pictures that add in more smoke, staged fauxtos of Israeli “atrocities,” fake but accurate National Guard documents, et cetera, et cetera.
Passing through the living room the other day, some movie or TV show [...]

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People Don’t Kill People. Guns Do.

February 22nd, 2007 · 10 Comments

I think we all know that people don’t kill people. Guns do. They’re just born with the genetic programming for evil. In fact, guns have an entire chromosome dedicated to being evil. It’s true. Look it up.

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Useless Twit Dies

February 9th, 2007 · 8 Comments

Leaves more oxygen for the rest of us. Note to “News” organizations: Nobody gives a shit.

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