Political Humor

So let me get this right. It’s ok to kill babies as long as they aren’t born yet, especially if they have stem cells that haven’t ever been able to be used for anything but it’s not ok to kill muslim babies. These people train their children to blow people up, but they aren’t [...]

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It’s times like this that I really hope I’m wrong about the theological question. I want there to be a place for this worthless sack of skin to be eternally tormented. I wouldn’t mind a little corpse desecration as well. Hang the SOB in the town square with a sign saying, “child murderer,” until it decays and falls off the tree.

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Reports from the ground are pouring in here at Radioactive Liberty. Edna Glass, a witness on the scene verified that the suspects were of an “indeterminable ethnic and religious background.” She said, “I saw one of the suspects being taken into custody. I was completely unable to determine anything about the suspects height, weight, age, sex, or ethnicity. It was like he or she was the most mundane, non-descript, ordinary, average person in the world.”

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