I’m going to be away from the computer for most of the time until at least Wednesday. I suggest the following:

But, if you must spend time on the internet, then why not drop me some links. Let me know what you’ve found, or written that is funny, interesting, inspiring, or entertaining.

Let me emphasize, don’t be afraid to promote your own work.

Merry Christmas.

Santa Claus never delivers presents to Jewish people despite the fact he is secular. Just because they celebrate an alternate version of Christmas earlier in the month does not give Santa the right to simply bypass them all together.

I wonder if it is a personal issue. Is Santa Claus envious that Jewish people aren’t fed up with Hanukkah like the Gentiles and Christmas? You never see a Jew stressed out this time of year because their holidays aren’t complete pain-in-the-ass events.

Everyone talks about how much things cost these days, and for Santa surely there are higher expenses hitting the production end. With the recalls and lead in Chinese products, he is forced to buy American, which in turn drives up prices. Maybe it is too costly to train the elves to make dreidels, so toy-making for the Christians is a cheaper option.

The fuel prices alone must be killing the old man lately. I don’t know if they make hybrid sleighs, or what Rudolph’s carbon footprint is, but the rumor is that Santa’s workshop uses more energy in a month than Al Gore’s mansion uses in a year.

But this is not about St. Nick and his eco-friendliness. It is about why he does not give Jewish children presents. Even though the last thing he needs is more people on his gift list in a time of rising costs or environmentalists breathing down his back, there has to be something else behind this conspiracy at the North Pole.

Perhaps Santa doesn’t hate the Jews. He has to prioritize his gift giving to those who believe in a holiday that technically has to do with another potentially fictional character.

When we were children we were told that if we didn’t believe in Santa Claus he would pass over our house. Instead of the first born male child being slain, it was coal in the stocking.

Maybe if more Jewish children believed in Jesus then Santa Claus would climb down their synagogue and leave them chocolate coins on Christmas Eve.

Chris Cameron and Angry Seafood wish you and yours a safe and happy holiday season, even if you believe in Festivus.

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Old-school gaming combat meets the 2008 Presidential race in “DC Smackdown”, a new videogame from Adrenalan Studios. Harkening back to the days of Street Fighter-style scrums your goal is to defeat all of your opponents and become President.

There are a bunch of characters to choose from in “DC Smackdown” and each has their own signature moves, taunts, and attacks. Mitt Romney’s primary attack is a flip-flop sandal. One of Giuliani’s taunts is: “I’m America’s governor!”

In addition to the Presidential candidates there are media whores as well, like Rosie O’Donnell who throws pizza slices and yells “Eat me!” A few of the past politicians like Jesse Jackson and his “Rainbow Coalition” special attack round out the selections.

Like with past games of this style, you attack while also trying to block your opponent’s attacks until you build up enough power to be able to pull off your special move. The controls are simple to pick up and you can also use a gamepad which is a nice touch.

If you make it past six rounds you face-off against Reverend Al Gore and his “CO2 Fart Blast”. Beat Saint Al and you move on to the final fight versus George Dubya and his patented “Karl Rove” attack. Don’t lose or you end up in Gitmo!

There is no experience more enlightening then watching politicians and media icons getting into some fisticuffs, especially when you control one of them in a videogame. Think British Parliament but without the bad teeth and English accents.

“DC Smackdown” is a fun game but simple. If you are feeling nostalgic for those great console titles from the mid-90’s mixed with politics and humor from the present you will enjoy this one.

“DC Smackdown” costs $4.99 and can be downloaded directly from their website. Chris Cameron received no compensation from Adrenalan Studios for this review and is disappointed to be honest.

You can read more of Chris Cameron’s odd writing, interviews, and strange things at Angry Seafood.

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