Or The Obamunist Manifesto
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the ideal of the individual that has allowed individuals to fail or succeed on their own merit and to become primarily devoted to the advancement of the collective and it’s agenda, a decent respect to the opinions [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Politics [Yawn]'
The Declaration of Independence as Written by Barack Obama
May 20th, 2009 · 5 Comments
Tags: Caustic Sarcasm · Political Humor · Politics [Yawn]
JumpOut’s Speech From the White House Correspondents’ Dinner
May 13th, 2009 · 4 Comments
How’s everyone doing tonight? Yeah, I just flew in from Louisiana, and boy are my arms tired!
[pause for laughter]
Man, that Wanda Sykes, she sure is funny. Funny-looking!
[pause for laughter]
I know, I know, she’s a lesbian crack-whore, and I hope she contracts AIDS, and dies!
[pause for laughter]
Seriously, though, I’d like to see her go hunting with [...]
Tags: Caustic Sarcasm · Humor · Politics [Yawn]
Rebranding Conservatism
May 6th, 2009 · 4 Comments
Possible GOP candidates launched a listening tour in an attempt to “rebrand” the Republican Party. It’s about time we got with the program. Cool, hip, new brands are just what young people identify with. Just look at the success “rebranding” has enjoyed in the past.
There once was a fast food chain called “Burger King” that [...]
Tags: Caustic Sarcasm · Political Humor · Politics [Yawn]
