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Screw the Unions

I’m baffled by the fact that anyone in their right mind would support the Unions in their standoff against Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker.

I see the comments online, and I don’t get it. It’s hard to believe that every single comment I am seeing is left by some union thug that sees Gov. Walker’s tough stance as a threat to their own sheltered way of life, so there must be some people out there that are either really stupid, or have some other sort of agenda in supporting the unions.

I’m simply stunned. How can anyone support the union? Seriously. I’m not one for jealousy and class warfare, and I don’t tend to think that one person’s success HAS to be at the cost of stepping on the throat of another, but You union thugs have the closest thing to a free ride as it gets.

Let’s make one thing clear, YOU ARE NOT REGULAR WORKING AMERICANS!

You have nothing at all whatsoever in common with the average employee. You know what I see? I see a bunch of whiny, self-indulgent, self-absorbed, self-centered, thug, maggot punks demanding entitlements that normal people don’t have, and throwing a tantrum when you aren’t able to bleed the average taxpayers more dry than they already are. That’s what you people are. You’re scum. You’re worthless bloodsucking leeches on society.

Look at you. DEMANDING not to provide an employee contribution to your health care… Like the rest of us do. You work fewer hours for more pay, bigger benefits, less employee contribution than the taxpayers that pay you’re sorry maggot asses. Suck it. You got the sweetest deal going, and it’s simply not good enough. You want blood from a stone, and more blood, and more blood, and more blood. Well the taxpayers are bled dry.

You’re not entitled to a job. No one is. If you don’t like the deal you’re getting, get a different job. It’s not that hard.

But you won’t, will you. No. Of course not. Because you won’t find anywhere that will pay you twice as much to do nothing as the rest of us get paid to contribute something of value. You won’t find work out there that pays you for 30 years not to work there anymore.

Pensions. Give me a break. What kind of bullshit entitlement mentality is behind the fact that ANYONE in the public sector would get paid for a quarter of their life to not work anymore. The rest of us have two options. Save up, or work ’til were dead.

No one has sympathy for you punks. What goes around comes around, and the come around it just beginning. The rest of us don’t like you. We are not like you. One way or another the taxpayers will rid themselves of the leeches.

Your best bet is to adapt, rather than die out.

March 2, 2011   13 Comments

Obama’s Tax Cuts Saves Jobs

Obama extends the Bush Tax Cuts for two years. Why? It was politically expedient. No other reason.

Being a political oracle, I predict President Obama will use this in the 2012 elections by proclaiming his Tax Cuts “saved or created millions of jobs”. But, no one in the MSM will ask how many millions of jobs George W. Bush ” saved or created” for the ten years his Tax Cuts were in place.

December 17, 2010   2 Comments

IMF To Cover EU In Financial Blanket

PIGS in a Blanket

Just when you thought we couldn’t get any stupider, we get way, much more stupider.

According to Reuiters – an unnamed U.S. official said the U.S. would be willing to have the IMF (International Monetary Fund) give more money to support the European Financial Stability Facility.

Why is it always an “unnamed” official?

The U.S. is the IMF’s biggest stakeholder, with 16.7% of the vote. How do you get that much pull? By being the biggest investor. Wait, investor? So, we can expect a profit, right?

Ah.. nah.

What this means is,  the U.S. will most likely be borrowing more money from China to give to the E.U., who will give it to the P.I.G.S. (Portugal, Ireland, Greece & Spain) as a security blanket. Because they’re too big to fail.

Think we can get the IMF to bailout New York and California? Aren’t they too big to fail too?

Ah… nah.

Pelosi to Bailout Defeated Dems

I predict Nancy Pelosi will slip a little something into the unemployment insurance extension bill that will pad the pockets of every Democrat politican, across the country, who is losing their job in January.

December 1, 2010   No Comments