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Why I Support a War for Oil

Stop the ACLU has a post about Ten Reasons Why the West Will Lose the War on Terror (the pessimist’s view).

Here’s one of them:

6. The West refuses to become energy independent. The fuel of radical Islam is our petrol-dollars. No war can be fought successfully when the enemy controls the energy and our economy through our own continued foolish choices – choices we make because of a paralyzing political fear of radicalized environmental worship. Russia, Venezuela, and the Mid-east oil producers can be counted on to close us off in a second should it be thought by them to be to their advantage. Undermining and bringing down super-power America is already their desire. All that is necessary is the minutest turn of events. The eminent war with radicalized Islam offers much more than minute potential, when it comes to affording them opportunity. Energy is victory and lack of sufficient energy is defeat. Our domestic eco-politics have chosen to aid the enemy. (Emphasis mine ~ FIAR)

That’s why I support a War for Oil, and why it’s so insufferably stupid that the Leftards cry, “No blood for oil!”

War for Oil

Alternate logo. Just designed.

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and a smaller version

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September 19, 2006   9 Comments

Suprise! Libs Still Calling People Names

After seeing the comments of barfly, and sam hose, I have decided to revisit a post I made in the beginning of my blogging adventures. I know it’s a waste of time because idiots like this lack the intellect to comprehend these things, and have no respect for those that keep them safe while they sleep. They have no honor, and no sense of duty. They feel they owe no one. The idea of debt is alien to them. See The Religion Of Liberalism.

To you lefties:

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May 2, 2006   1 Comment

2006 Predictions Update

Fitch is always RightIn January, I made some predictions for this year. So far, I have had one prove at least half right. My last prediction said:

FMRagtops will resume blogging, occasionally contributing a guest appearance on Radioactive Liberty.

That’s just one step closer to proving that I’m always right.

February 21, 2006   1 Comment