Today we get to find out who plays New England in the Super Bowl.

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New Orleans 14 @ Chicago 39

Fmragtops is practicing his most potent voodoo spells, but so far that #1 Offense of the New Orleans Saints looks… Absent.

The Saints fumbled and gave the Bears a great opportunity. If the Bears had just taken the Field Goal in the first place, I would have said that the turnover cost them 3 points, but considering the number of opportunities the Bears blew down there, it’s a big win for the Saints to have held them to 3.

Did you know, a Bear is a big, burly gay guy? I’m just saying is all.

Halfway through the second. Bears lead 9-0. If this is going to be another soccer game like last week’s agonizing game, then I’m going to take a nap. I hope a football game breaks out before the half is over.

I gave the dogs a bath and finally some football gets played. 16-7 Bears lead at the half. Figures I’d miss the only worthwhile part of the half.

Reggie Bush takes it 88 yards and does a front flip into the end zone. 16-14. We looks to haves a football game!

The end there was just ugly and brutal. After a short momentum shift at the end of the first half and the beginning of the second half in favor of the Saints, it was all Bears. Final 39-14 Bears. I’m not particularly surprised that a dome team performed poorly in the cold rain/snow of Chicago. Pretty much expected.

New England 34 @ Indianapolis 38

Time for Gayton Manning to choke and Tom Gaydy and the Gaytriots to move on to yet another Super Bowl.

A completely botched play results in a Patriot touchdown. That’s the difference between a championship team and an ordinary one. A championship team overcomes adversity, just like the Patriots turned a fumble into a touchdown.

Patriots get a big 4th down conversion and then Corey Dillon just waltzes in for the touchdown. 14-3 Gaytriots lead.

They’re just running away with it, aren’t they? 21-3 Gaytriots. I hate to say it, because I freakin’ hate the Gaytriots, but they’re the next Super Bowl Champ. Actually I knew that when they beat San Diego to make it to this week.

I forgot to mention, that was the famous Manning choke I predicted.

At the end of the Half, the Dolts try to mount a comeback drive that falls short. They even try to argue that there should be a penalty for the receiver tripping over his own damn foot. Sorry, Tony Dungee, but being a world class klutz isn’t against the rules. 21-6 at the half.

The Colts come out of the locker room and put together a major drive down the field, culminating in a QB sneak by Manning for the TD. 21-13. Just think if Manning hadn’t choked. It would be 14-13 right now, but Manning always chokes, so they still have some ground to pick up. I doubt they will.

Holy crap! TD and 2 pointer. Tie game. 21-21.

It didn’t take long for New England to strike back. After review the call stands as a touchdown. I can hear the whiners now, “The ref stole the game.” It was a tough call. I’m not sure if the worst thing that happened was the defender pushing him. He may not have come down inbounds had he not been pushed. But it’s irrelevant. If the Colts deserve to win, they will over come it.

This has really turned into a shootout. The Colts come right back and tie it all back up at 28. This may come down to who has the ball last.

How about that drop? It’s no wonder he was wide open. The defense obviously knows the guy couldn’t catch a cold, much less a football.

Unfreakinbelievable! Brady throws a game and season ending interception. I didn’t believe they could do it, but the Colts won.

Super Bowl Chicago vs Indianapolis.

So far in the current season of 24, there have been numerous attacks against Americans that have been unleashed by Islamic terrorists. These attacks have even included a suitcase nuke that was detonated in Los Angeles. There are 4 more suitcase nukes that the Terrorists plan to detonate.

There are probably many people watching this and saying, “See! See that you stupid liberals? That is how terrorism poses an existential threat against our country. This is exactly what will happen if we leave terrorism unchecked.”

To those people, I would like to remind them that 24 is just a purely fictional television drama. It is a fantastic fabrication of fiction. There is no basis for reality in it. None. For one thing, Islam is a Religion of Peace, so it’s entirely unrealistic to have the Terrorists be committing their acts in the name of Islam. If it were realistic, the terrorists would be a bunch of Western corporate thugs.

There is also no way that anything like this could happen for real. Terrorism could conceivably make life feel a little less secure, but could never pose an actual existential threat to us… Unless, of course, they had nukes, but this could never happen.

Iran seeks nuclear capabilities for purely peaceful reasons. They want nuclear power. We have it, so who are we to deprive them of the very thing we allow for ourselves. This is the sort of attitude that fosters the contempt for America that the rest of the world has. Also, North Korea’s missile tests are purely routine. So, clearly there is zero possibility that terrorist, or a hostile nation, could ever have nuclear capabilities.

To summarize, there is no terrorist threat. 24 is just a TV show.

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Here’s your open thread to talk smack about your team(s). After all, what’s the internet for, if not for talking smack? Oh, yeah. But other than that, it’s for talking smack.

So, FM? What do you plan to do to humiliate yourself after the Chocolate City Yellow Submarines sink to the bottom of the Bayou?

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Saturday’s Games
Indianapolis 15 @ Baltimore 6
Pathetic. No NFL team ever deserves to win a playoff game if they can’t manage to score at least one touchdown. Neither team scored a TD, but sadly, one must be declared the winner anyway. Absolutely disgusting.

Philadelphia 24 @ New Orleans 27
Reggie Bush just got Pwned! by Sheldon Brown. He isn’t getting up. Damn! Now that’s what I call a hit!

A big run by Douche McAllister paves the way for a field goal. Starting on the 50 yard line was a big factor too.

Another big play by the Aints. Way to win the field position battle, Eagles. Just keep all the plays to 20 yards or more. That’s a good plan. fortunately, the net result is a punt again.

Yep. That’s the Eagles defense I know. How do you turn a 6 yard loss into a 26 yard gain? Forget to tackle the guy. Reggie Bush didn’t make that play. A lack of effort in tackling did. That was sickening. Then, what’s with the deep play. Stop playing this shitty defensive strategy of only allowing big gains. Net result, only a FG.

75 YARDS TO STALLWORTH FOR THE TOUCHDOWN! After more than a quarter of Chocolate City dominance. The EAGLES lead!

Saints drive down for a touchdown. I’m getting really sick of these idiots not understanding that a guy isn’t down if he ain’t tasted the paint. Stop trying to tackle guys by just running into them! Wrap your damn arms around the guy and freakin’ tackle him! Don’t let go until he licks the turf.

The Eagles are responding with a strong drive of their own. Down to the goal line. No review. It’s third down. Westbrook vaults over the pile for a TD. 14-13 with 50 seconds left in the first half.

Can they get the damn half over with? Dammit! Punter runs for a first down. Dammit! HOLY COW! What an end of the half. Hail Mary almost caught. It looks like an Iggle got hurt too.

Let’s just compare this game to the last one. That was repulsive. This is football! Whoo11!11

Eagles get first possession of the half, and Westbrook runs 62 yards for a TD. Eagles lead 21-13. How’s it feel to be a bitch Monsieur Ragtops?

Now the Saints respond with a TD as well. It looks like the Eagles famous game plan of only allowing plays of more than 20 yards is working like a charm. How did no one tackle McAllister. Did anyone even try? I didn’t see an attempt. 21-20 Eagles still lead.

Eagles possession results in a… Punt? WTF is that? I forgot about those. Westbrook had a nice 20 yard run, but they couldn’t capitalize on it.

The Eagles are self destructing. Holding on defense? 11 Yard pass to McAllister. Aints lead 27-21. That was the most pathetic display of defensive stupidity I’ve seen.

The Eagles are putting together a nice drive in response. Big pass to Reggie Brown. Two good runs by Westbrook get them inside the 5. 3rd and 1. Westbrook needed a break on that play. Stupid play. Pass for a loss of 2. It’s all because they used Westbrook too many plays in a row. It was inevitable. Field Goal. 27-24.

Saints finally get forced to punt. Eagles respond with a punt.

The Eagles Defense just isn’t stopping anything. They always allow enough yards for the first down. The saints botch a play and the Eagles recover the fumble! First turnover of the game. The Eagles blow a prime opportunity. Why? Why must ALL Philadelphia teams ALWAYS suck?

The Saints get a first down and now it’s all but officially over. 27-24 Saints. I wish the announcers would stop sucking Andy Reid’s cock. He needs to go.

Sunday’s Games
Seattle @ Chicago 1:00 PM on Faux
New England at San Diego 4:30 PM on See BS