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Comments Policy Reminder

March 29th, 2007 by Fiar · 14 Comments ·

I would like to take this time to remind you all (Yankee speak for “Y’all”) of the Comments Policy of Radioactive Liberty:

Leave Them!

Remember, if you don’t leave comments, the terrorists win. When you don’t leave comments, the helpless, innocent, little, tiny, 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus cries. When you don’t leave comments, the Hildebeast kidnaps a toddler and eats it alive, and Nancy Ghoulosi desecrates the corpse of a Veteran, and the Taliban stones a young girl to death for the “crime” of being raped.

This begs the questions, why do those of you not commenting hate America? Why do you hate The Children™? Why do you hate women? Why is your heart so full of hate that you want the baby Jesus to cry? Why is there no terrorist that you didn’t want to hug?

Now, you America-Hating, terrorist hugging, misogynist, baby Jesus hating, child murderers better start leaving some comments.

Tags: Pointless Nonsense ·

14 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Dr. Phat Tony // Mar 29, 2007 at 3:48 pm

    I thought Yankee speak for ya’ll was Yous Guys.

  • 2 TJ's Anti-Contrarian Blog // Mar 29, 2007 at 4:00 pm

    Speaking of the Hildebeast, did you see South Park last night? She had a suitcase nuke up her “va-J-J”.
    Hmmm…. so that’s why her ass is so fat.

  • 3 richj // Mar 29, 2007 at 5:45 pm

    No wonder Bill won’t touch her, her hey-hey is radioactive.

  • 4 Wonder Woman // Mar 29, 2007 at 5:49 pm

    Hey…don’t be hatin’

    ;)

  • 5 RT - Chief Mongress // Mar 29, 2007 at 6:17 pm

    I say Y’all…but I’m from South Jersey.

  • 6 RT - Chief Mongress // Mar 29, 2007 at 6:17 pm

    And I grew up watching Hee Haw.

  • 7 Radioactive Liberty // Mar 29, 2007 at 7:18 pm

    The Lasso of Truth…

    Just when it seems like all the old friends are hanging up the keyboard, Wonder Woman dashes to the rescue with her Lasso of Truth.
    I have an admission to make, now that I am under the influence of the Lasso of Truth and I cannot lie, even if I wanted …

  • 8 FIAR // Mar 29, 2007 at 7:18 pm

    No, Doc, that’s South Philadelphia Italian speak. As a whitebread, non-Italian suburbanite, we say “you all.”

  • 9 Skul // Mar 29, 2007 at 7:32 pm

    5 RT - Chief Mongress says:
    “I say Y’all…but I’m from South Jersey.”

    Heh, with you folks it comes out “yous-all”.

  • 10 rachel // Mar 29, 2007 at 7:42 pm

    Don’t forget “youins”. There was a diner waitress at a place I used to go to that would always say, “How are youins doins?” To this day, she’s the only person I’ve ever heard say that.

  • 11 RT - Chief Mongress // Mar 29, 2007 at 7:59 pm

    My students axe me if I’m from the South because I say y’all.

  • 12 richj // Mar 29, 2007 at 11:50 pm

    What is this wierd english dialect everyone is speaking in. (y’all? I only thought retards said that.) Ha! Ended my sentence with a preposition. Eat it grammar police.

  • 13 RT - Chief Mongress // Mar 30, 2007 at 7:36 pm

    Mmmmmm….yummy!

  • 14 Skul // Mar 31, 2007 at 5:02 pm

    Actually, there are four forms –
    singular ———– y’all
    singular possesive - y’alls
    plural ————- all y’all
    plural possesive — all y’alls

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