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Comments Policy Reminder

I would like to take this time to remind you all (Yankee speak for “Y’all”) of the Comments Policy of Radioactive Liberty:

Leave Them!

Remember, if you don’t leave comments, the terrorists win. When you don’t leave comments, the helpless, innocent, little, tiny, 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus cries. When you don’t leave comments, the Hildebeast kidnaps a toddler and eats it alive, and Nancy Ghoulosi desecrates the corpse of a Veteran, and the Taliban stones a young girl to death for the “crime” of being raped.

This begs the questions, why do those of you not commenting hate America? Why do you hate The Children™? Why do you hate women? Why is your heart so full of hate that you want the baby Jesus to cry? Why is there no terrorist that you didn’t want to hug?

Now, you America-Hating, terrorist hugging, misogynist, baby Jesus hating, child murderers better start leaving some comments.

Category: Pointless Nonsense

14 Responses to “Comments Policy Reminder”

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    I thought Yankee speak for ya’ll was Yous Guys.

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    Speaking of the Hildebeast, did you see South Park last night? She had a suitcase nuke up her “va-J-J”.
    Hmmm…. so that’s why her ass is so fat.

  3. richj says:

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    No wonder Bill won’t touch her, her hey-hey is radioactive.

  4. Wonder Woman says:

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    Hey…don’t be hatin’

    ;)

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    I say Y’all…but I’m from South Jersey.

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    And I grew up watching Hee Haw.

  7. FIAR says:

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    No, Doc, that’s South Philadelphia Italian speak. As a whitebread, non-Italian suburbanite, we say “you all.”

  8. Skul says:

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    5 RT – Chief Mongress says:
    “I say Y’all…but I’m from South Jersey.”

    Heh, with you folks it comes out “yous-all”.

  9. rachel says:

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    Don’t forget “youins”. There was a diner waitress at a place I used to go to that would always say, “How are youins doins?” To this day, she’s the only person I’ve ever heard say that.

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    My students axe me if I’m from the South because I say y’all.

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    The Lasso of Truth…

    Just when it seems like all the old friends are hanging up the keyboard, Wonder Woman dashes to the rescue with her Lasso of Truth.
    I have an admission to make, now that I am under the influence of the Lasso of Truth and I cannot lie, even if I wanted …

  12. richj says:

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    What is this wierd english dialect everyone is speaking in. (y’all? I only thought retards said that.) Ha! Ended my sentence with a preposition. Eat it grammar police.

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    Mmmmmm….yummy!

  14. Skul says:

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    Actually, there are four forms –
    singular ———– y’all
    singular possesive – y’alls
    plural ————- all y’all
    plural possesive — all y’alls

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