Comments Policy
While I’m at the business of informing everyone of my policies, I thought I would post a comments policy as well. I previously posted a “Mission Statement” type policy and also a visitors policy, so it’s time to round it all out with a Comments Policy, officially.
Comments Policy of Radioactive Liberty
Leave them!
If you don’t, well, I hope the words “Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi” sound good to you.
Sure, I bet you have your lame excuses for not leaving comments:
- I’m too busy
- I lost my internet connection
- My boss is at my cubicle
- My hands are broken
- My keyboard froze up
- The Joos!!!
- I ran out of quota time/my break ended
- Jack-booted brownshirt thugs from the Bushitler Junta kicked in my door, yelling something about the PATRIOT Act and whisked me away to a secret prison where I was tortured
- The house is on fire
- I meant to comment but had a stroke and died before I could hit the “submit” button
- Your post sucked and wasn’t worthy of a comment
- I’m not wearing pants
There is one, and only one acceptable excuse for not posting a comment – “I like the idea of Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.”
Because that’s what you’ll get if you don’t comment.
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Open Trackbacks Weekend, Uncooperative Talk Radio 10-23-06
Category: Pointless Nonsense
2004–2012
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I only have on thing to say about all that:
* I’m too busy
* I lost my internet connection
* My boss is at my cubicle
* My hands are broken
* My keyboard froze up
* The Joos!!!
* I ran out of quota time/my break ended
* Jack-booted brownshirt thugs from the Bushitler Junta kicked in my door, yelling something about the PATRIOT Act and whisked me away to a secret prison where I was tortured
* The house is on fire
* I meant to comment but had a stroke and died before I could hit the “submit” button
* Your post sucked and wasn’t worthy of a comment
* I’m not wearing pants
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I’m not wearing any pants, and I commented!
Guess what I used to type this message, though? Heh.
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Good thing I’m a regular commenter. That way when Nancy Pelosi becomes speaker of the house, it won’t be my house in which she is speaking.
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no comment
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Ewww! Wyatt, you nasty-monger!
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Wyatt, thanks for demonstrating the “I’m not wearing pants” and “my hands are broken” are not valid excuses.
Rich, you’re a traitor to this country. You know that?
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just lurking
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FIAR is a f**kmonger, and I condemn him for it.
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Ewww….did not need the no pants, no hands image of Wyatt’s posting ability.
But geez…typical…scare tactics to get patronage. Do this count under the Rico (what is the correct spelling for it?) Laws?
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Yo! Sounded like I wuz from Philly, dere, din’t I?
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I’m not wearing pants, and my co-workers are scared
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Allow me to comment.
I’m not wearing pants, either.
But it is almost time to get in the shower, so it’s ok…
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No…no it’s not OK…
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Gravity surge
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I’m not wearing any pants either.
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