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Comments Policy

While I’m at the business of informing everyone of my policies, I thought I would post a comments policy as well. I previously posted a “Mission Statement” type policy and also a visitors policy, so it’s time to round it all out with a Comments Policy, officially.

Comments Policy of Radioactive Liberty

Leave them!

If you don’t, well, I hope the words “Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi” sound good to you.

Sure, I bet you have your lame excuses for not leaving comments:

  • I’m too busy
  • I lost my internet connection
  • My boss is at my cubicle
  • My hands are broken
  • My keyboard froze up
  • The Joos!!!
  • I ran out of quota time/my break ended
  • Jack-booted brownshirt thugs from the Bushitler Junta kicked in my door, yelling something about the PATRIOT Act and whisked me away to a secret prison where I was tortured
  • The house is on fire
  • I meant to comment but had a stroke and died before I could hit the “submit” button
  • Your post sucked and wasn’t worthy of a comment
  • I’m not wearing pants

There is one, and only one acceptable excuse for not posting a comment – “I like the idea of Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.”

Because that’s what you’ll get if you don’t comment.

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16 Responses to “Comments Policy”

  1. jt says:

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    I only have on thing to say about all that:
    * I’m too busy
    * I lost my internet connection
    * My boss is at my cubicle
    * My hands are broken
    * My keyboard froze up
    * The Joos!!!
    * I ran out of quota time/my break ended
    * Jack-booted brownshirt thugs from the Bushitler Junta kicked in my door, yelling something about the PATRIOT Act and whisked me away to a secret prison where I was tortured
    * The house is on fire
    * I meant to comment but had a stroke and died before I could hit the “submit” button
    * Your post sucked and wasn’t worthy of a comment
    * I’m not wearing pants

  2. Wyatt Earp says:

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    I’m not wearing any pants, and I commented!

    Guess what I used to type this message, though? Heh.

  3. fmragtops says:

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    Good thing I’m a regular commenter. That way when Nancy Pelosi becomes speaker of the house, it won’t be my house in which she is speaking.

  4. richj says:

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    no comment

  5. fmragtops says:

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    Ewww! Wyatt, you nasty-monger!

  6. FIAR says:

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    Wyatt, thanks for demonstrating the “I’m not wearing pants” and “my hands are broken” are not valid excuses.

    Rich, you’re a traitor to this country. You know that?

  7. richj says:

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    just lurking

  8. richj says:

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    FIAR is a f**kmonger, and I condemn him for it.

  9. RT says:

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    Ewww….did not need the no pants, no hands image of Wyatt’s posting ability.

    But geez…typical…scare tactics to get patronage. Do this count under the Rico (what is the correct spelling for it?) Laws?

  10. RT says:

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    Yo! Sounded like I wuz from Philly, dere, din’t I?

  11. dagamore says:

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    I’m not wearing pants, and my co-workers are scared :D

  12. jimmyb says:

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    Allow me to comment.
    I’m not wearing pants, either.
    But it is almost time to get in the shower, so it’s ok…

  13. jt says:

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    No…no it’s not OK…

  14. Skul says:

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    Gravity surge

  15. Kate says:

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    I’m not wearing any pants either. ;)

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    Mongering Ain’t Easy…

    You know, being a hatemonger is hard work. I slave tirelessly, night and day to bring you the most offensive and reprehensible content that I can, and it just never seems to be enough. I wish I had more time to comment on the blogs of others, but I kno…

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