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Condemn the Meme

July 27th, 2006 by Fiar · 12 Comments ·

My older adopted brother, Sasquatch Sssteve, tagged me with a meme. Of course I was positively champing at the bit to do a meme… or not. I condemn you, Ssteve! May the hair on your back smell like the hair on your ass. May… Uuugh! I’m feeling sick. More condemning later.

3 things that scare me:

  1. My propensity for violent outbursts of anger.
  2. The fact that I might one day really lose control.
  3. The consequences of losing said control.

Seriously, the only thing I fear is my own capacity for violence.

3 people that make me laugh:

  1. The Young’un
  2. JT
  3. a4g

3 things that I hate most:

  1. Lies/Liars
  2. Deadbeat parents
  3. Stupidity

3 things I don’t understand:

  1. Anything with moving parts
  2. Why women won’t listen to reason
  3. Why Liberals won’t listen to reason.

3 things I am doing right now:

  1. Eating lunch
  2. Enjoying the Air Conditioning for a breif moment
  3. Realizing that I will have to finish this later because lunch is over.

3 things I want to do before I die:

  1. Grow taller
  2. Have liberals listen to reason (then they’d be conservatives)
  3. Meet more bloggers, especially Fmragtops.

3 things I can do:

  1. Manual labor
  2. Be right all the time
  3. Think for myself

3 ways to describe my personality:

  1. Sarcastic
  2. Introverted
  3. Firey

3 things I can’t do:

  1. Fix things
  2. Stop breaking things
  3. Make women or liberals listen to reason

3 things I think you should listen to:

  1. Me
  2. Sirius 27 - Hard Attack
  3. Reason

3 things you should never listen to:

  1. Liars
  2. Deadbeat prents
  3. Liberals

3 absolute favorite foods:

  1. Pizza
  2. Cheeseburgers
  3. Cheesesteaks

3 things I’d like to learn:

  1. How to fix things
  2. How to make women listen to reason
  3. How to design a website from scratch

3 beverages I drink regularly:

  1. Mountain Dew
  2. Lemonade
  3. Iced tea

3 shows I watched as a kid:

  1. Dukes of Hazzard
  2. Giligan’s Island
  3. I Dream of Jeanie

3 people I am tagging:

Yeah, I don’t think so.

UPDATE: I inserted the appropiate links that I forgot to insert. Since I won’t tag anyone, here’s a bonus:

3 Things you don’t know about me:

  1. I thought I had kids once (Twins). They weren’t mine
  2. I thought I was going to be a dad another time, but it was a tubal pregnancy and had to be removed
  3. Not entirely about me, my oldest neice goes to Air Force Academy.

Smell you later!

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12 responses so far ↓

  • 1 jt // Jul 27, 2006 at 2:30 pm

    Wow…that’s the first time I actually ever made it into someone’s meme…

    Cool. Thanks man…

  • 2 fmragtops // Jul 27, 2006 at 2:39 pm

    Somebody actually wants to meet me? Wow. I’m honored.

  • 3 richj // Jul 27, 2006 at 3:49 pm

    Mountain Dew? Who would a thunk it?

  • 4 fmragtops // Jul 27, 2006 at 4:00 pm

    Hey, hey, hey, don’t knock the Dew! When I am drinking non-alcoholic beverages, that’s what I drink.

  • 5 FIAR // Jul 27, 2006 at 6:31 pm

    JT, well, you do make me laugh.

    FM, Wierd, huh?

  • 6 fmragtops // Jul 27, 2006 at 7:05 pm

    I’d be worried if JT didn’t make you laugh.

  • 7 Steve the Pirate // Jul 28, 2006 at 6:12 am

    I agree. If liberals actually listened to reason, they’d become conservatives.

    Of course, if I had it my way, listened to reason would read as “impaled on a big, shiny fmragtops-approved pike” and become conservatives would read as “become dead.”

  • 8 jt // Jul 28, 2006 at 6:29 am

    If you guys do decide to meet up, let me know and I’ll try to make it…

  • 9 Sssteve // Jul 28, 2006 at 2:38 pm

    I never showed you the hair on my back! I will have you know it gets shampooed daily and brushed out twice a day. If I don’t it gets tangled and then I have to pull it out!

    BTW, I hardly think your personality is Introverted! It is totally Extroverted!!

  • 10 FIAR // Jul 28, 2006 at 3:18 pm

    TMI!!!

    If you had the impression that I’m not introverted, that merely means I must have felt comfortable at our get together. I’m really not very sociable in general.

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