On Saturday I attended the Gathering of Eagles counter demonstration to the International ANSWER-Code Commie Pinko March to Stop the War (Sept. 15, 2007). It was quite amusing watching the freakshow go by. After the main parade, Wild Bill, Justin Higgins, and I walked down toward the Capitol building, where the Moonbats were set to stage a “die in.”
Along the way we encountered the funniest freak of the day. I was just calling her “Crazy Lady,” but Justin Higgins refers to her as “Crazy Yah Lady.” Justin describes our encounter with her:
The woman chanted about Jesus and screamed in tongues, then claimed she was the only one that knew how to achieve heaven.
Need Proof? Watch the video.
We stopped on the street outside the Capitol to sit down, enjoy taunting the freaks, and have some good conversation. After a few minutes, Crazy Yah Lady caught up to us. I yelled out “Hey! Crazy Lady!” For most people, this would be met with scorn and contempt, but Crazy Yah Lady came over and posed for more pictures.
I really don’t know what the Hell she was babbling about, but I looked it up on the internet, just like she said, because we all know that if it’s on the internet, it simply must be true. From what I can gather it’s one of those Alex Jones fever dreams about the Illuminati, Skull and Bones, the Joos control all the money, 9/11 was an inside job conspiracy nut case sites.
Here we learn that Bush=Hitler, and that the Bible prophesied the coming of the Bushitler. Sadly folks, I don’t think this is satire. I think they actually mean this stuff in real life.
I think that Crazy Yah Lady may have been affiliated with whomever it was that passed out this instant comedy classic. It’s an advertisement for a book called Chemtrails: Let’s Clear the Air, by Max Silberberg.
I think the best part was this:
Buried beneath the Denver International Airport, far from the public eye, Prince Phillip has constructed his own high-tech concentration camp, complete with rattlesnakes, massive gas chambers with poison gases of all kinds, nuclear ovens and electronic soul-traps.
Electronic soul-traps FTW!
Personally, I would like to read the book. It’s probably hilarious. Just like Crazy Yah Lady, though, I don’t think it’s satire.
Humor-Blogs.com isn’t satire either.
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13 responses so far ↓
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Wild Bill
// Sep 17, 2007 at 10:49 pm
Crazy Yah Lady is Flowers Bloom’s mom. That chick is completely insane.
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Chris C
// Sep 17, 2007 at 10:54 pm
Go Crazy Yah Lady!
Glad to see you guys had fun. The faux dying moonbats must have been interesting. It’s really funny that people still think that crap actually works.
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Grundir the Implacable
// Sep 18, 2007 at 12:18 pm
I would like to make this woman the co-ruler of my dominion. Does she have an email address?
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Patty
// Sep 18, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Gathering of Eagles counter demonstration? Wouldn’t you be more helpful if you enlisted?
(Be part of the thousands that come back with post traumatic stress disorder and watch “Crazy Yah Lady” shift to normalcy)
Nightmare!
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Skul
// Sep 18, 2007 at 5:24 pm
“Buried beneath the Denver International Airport, far from the public eye, Prince Phillip has constructed his own high-tech concentration camp, complete with rattlesnakes, massive gas chambers with poison gases of all kinds, nuclear ovens and electronic soul-traps.”
OhOh, the troof comes out. The real reason DIA was a year late opening. Failure of the bag delievery system was just a ruse.
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RT
// Sep 18, 2007 at 7:33 pm
Beware of false prophets.
According to her “reasoning,” Clinton should have been the Anti-Christ.
Yah f’kn yah! Yah damnit!
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Laurie
// Sep 18, 2007 at 8:25 pm
Looks like you all had fun. (kind of like getting to see the Jerry Springer show in person)
I heard someone’s voice on the video (one of you guys) getting ready to call her out on her scripture quote. I wish I could have heard that. I love watching scripture wars. It makes me smile.
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Wild Bill
// Sep 18, 2007 at 10:44 pm
I asked her how many cats she had.
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Fiar
// Sep 19, 2007 at 10:14 am
Wild Bill She is pretty insane. I bet she has 2 or 3 dozen cats.
Chris We had a great time. I might put together a few clips I made of the “dead” that kept moving. I’m not sure yet if I’ll follow through on that one.
Grundir She most likely thinks the internet is some form of mind control. I doubt she has an email address.
Skul The Twoof. I can’t handle the twoof.
RT Forget false prophets. Just beware of loonies who think they’re enlightened.
Laurie I think that was Justin, as linked above. I’m pretty sure it was just the 3 of us at that particular point in time, but I’m not certain.
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Chris C
// Sep 20, 2007 at 3:10 am
@Wild Bill: Own more then 2-3 cats and you are nuts hehe
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Brenda
// Sep 22, 2007 at 1:49 am
Everybody knows that the Beast will come after the Rapture, not before. And since I’m still here… Well, you figure it out.
First a seven headed dragon has to come out of the sea. When that happens, I’ll start looking around for a beast that was wounded in one of his heads but got healed.
Unless she’s talking about the Spirit of the AntiChrist which has always been on the Earth. I guess it could conceivably possess a politician. But not a great man like Bush who is working so hard to get us more oil. Not a man who cries on God’s shoulder because our volunteer army is dying and traitors like MoveOn.org keep reviling him for his good work.
Thank God for Blackwater.
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Skye
// Sep 22, 2007 at 4:04 pm
It thought the beast came upon you AFTER you polished off a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Seven headed dragon..or One Eyed Snake…whichever comes first…
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Fiar
// Sep 25, 2007 at 9:25 pm
Chris Now imagine 2-3 dozen. Now that’s crazy.
Skye It was nice to meet you at GOE. I would say that the Beast probably does appear after the bottle of Jack, and the one eyed snake definitely does.
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