You know what’s completely retarded? When people are all like, “Sorry I haven’t posted anything lately. I’ve been busy.” That’s so lame. We’re all busy, but we don’t pay you the big bucks to be busy. Too bad. Suck it up and stop being such a pussy.
Do you think we devote all of our time to you to be too busy? Do you think we sacrifice our time, our health, our families, and our careers to stop by your weblog and be entertained, only to be told that you are busy? No! We come to be entertained. Now dance, Monkey! Dance!
Do you think I want to hear about how you’re too busy with work, or you have a real life, or a family to spend time with? Oh, boo hoo, both your hands are broken and you can’t type. Whine about your lack of internet access some more maybe. You suck. I demand my money back if your not going to make me laugh.
Dance Monkey! Dance! Amuse me.
Related: Mongering Ain’t Easy
I Think You’ll Agree With My Disagreeing With Agreeing to Disagree
2004–2008
9 responses so far ↓
1
Wild Bill
// Dec 5, 2006 at 9:43 pm
I was to busy to read this post. I am also to busy to comment.
2
RT - Chief Mongress
// Dec 5, 2006 at 10:23 pm
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Oh, crap…I’ve got something better to do. Bye!
3 Dear Fiar… « The Jundland Wastes // Dec 6, 2006 at 9:10 am
[...] I was going to write a response to your post about “posting nothing because one is too busy to post something”, but I can’t because I don’t have the time because I have so much other stuff to do and if I took the time to write a post in response to your post about posting nothing, I wouldn’t get the stuff I am so busy doing, done, and be even more busy by the time I had the time to post something instead of nothing because I took the time to post something instead of nothing when I didn’t have the time to post something, but only had the time to post something about not having the time to post something… [...]
4
kate
// Dec 6, 2006 at 10:26 am
Have some bacon and shaddup already! :p
5
von
// Dec 6, 2006 at 10:34 am
OH NO!!! I’m a PUSSY!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
6
Insolublog
// Dec 6, 2006 at 12:55 pm
Between primate waltzes, you might notice a certain radioactive blog, with a finalist nomination in the 2006 weblog awards. FYI
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KC
// Dec 6, 2006 at 11:19 pm
Even though I do this all the time, I still wholeheartedly agree. Maybe that’s why it was even funnier.
This post was hilarious.
Congrats on the nomination.
8 Radioactive Liberty - Useless. Worthless. Pointless. » You Suck! // Jul 11, 2007 at 8:00 pm
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9 Radioactive Liberty - Useless. Worthless. Pointless. » Mongering Ain’t Easy // Jul 11, 2007 at 8:01 pm
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