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Dead Muslim Babies, It’s What’s For Dinner

December 15th, 2006 by Fiar · 27 Comments ·

So let me get this right. It’s ok to kill babies as long as they aren’t born yet, especially if they have stem cells that haven’t ever been able to be used for anything but it’s not ok to kill muslim babies. These people train their children to blow people up, but they aren’t legitimate targets.

A young boy prepares for the Jihad
Not a legitimate target

I am on this because Vilmar, at Rightwing Howler quoted part of Frankj’s editorial on killing muslim children for the safety of the world, and CAIR got his website account suspended. (H/T) Monger Horde

As responsible parent and possible future parents, we have to make sure our children don’t have to deal with the terrorism that plagues us now. The only way to do that is to kill all the Arab kids. “If you support America and children, then you should be for murdering Arab kids.”

Many Arab kids will grow up to be terrorists who will then blow up our kids who will now be adults (but not any longer after they get blown up). If we kill the kids now, they won’t grow up and become terrorists; biologists confirm this. That’s why killing all the Arab children is a workable solution to spare our own children. What also helps with this plan is that numerous scientifical studies have confirmed that children are much easier to kill than adults since children are small and weak and don’t run fast. Thus, this plan is extremely smart. So why has it not been implemented? Because of irrational beliefs, that’s why.

I agree, and I’m not kidding.

Others blogging on this topic:

MVRWC
IMAO
Stop The ACLU
Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler
Jawa Report
Snapped Shot

Tags: Caustic Sarcasm · Worthless News ·

27 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Blogs of War // Dec 15, 2006 at 7:15 pm

    CAIR Silences a Conservative Blog…

    It looks like even linking to parody, along with pressure from CAIR, can result in the loss of your hosting account.
    A blogger (Right Wing Howler) quoted part of one of my editorials (adding a few remarks of his own), and the Council on American-Islami…

  • 2 Eileen // Dec 15, 2006 at 9:13 pm

    There is a less drastic solution.
    I have always considered my idea sort of cruel, but compared to the above, my idea seems mild.

    Suppose we just take all the children and put them in institutions where they can be brain washed to believe they should love people of all nationalities/religions/races/etc …
    Suppose all the children could be brain washed to believe that God wants them to love their neighbors and that it is best not have enemies.
    I am certain there would be an out cry that this brain-washing of the children is cruel and not fair. But compared to just killing them, it seems rather humane.

  • 3 fmragtops // Dec 15, 2006 at 9:26 pm

    Yummm, dead muslim babies! They taste like pork you know.

  • 4 jimmby // Dec 15, 2006 at 10:55 pm

    Tell us how you really feel, FIAR! ;)

  • 5 jimmby // Dec 15, 2006 at 10:58 pm

    And that whole CAIR thing…
    Free speech as long as we agree with it, huh?

    I’m bought more ammo today….

  • 6 Insolublog // Dec 16, 2006 at 12:06 am

    Take Eileen’s suggestion and replace ‘God wants them to’ with ‘Ritalin or Prosac helps them to’… Bingo. You get the American public school system.

  • 7 RT - Chief Mongress // Dec 16, 2006 at 4:51 am

    Only doctors can diagnose children with neurological and psychological disorders that require mind altering drugs…not schools. As someone on the “inside,” it has been my experience that it is the parents pushing to have a reason to explain their children’s behavior. They then take them to the doctor for the piils and then threaten to sue the schools if the children don’t receive special accommodations like, “spelling exemption, preferential seating, verbal and non-verbal ways of redirecting focus, an email home once per week of assignment reminders, teacher must sign agenda to be sure the student is writing his/her assignments down, only positive comments must be written on an essay, do not allow the student out of the room, allow the student to run to his/her guidance counselor whenever, ect…”

    In fact, parents push to have their children diagnosed, suing the schools to get the testing done when many schools don’t want to do it, or see the need to do the testing. You know why? They want their children to receive extra time on assessments and the other accommodations I listed…they are inside quotation marks because those are just some of the accommodations I’ve seen listed.

    Now there are some teachers I’d like to give those drugs to…

  • 8 45-Caliber Justice // Dec 16, 2006 at 3:26 pm

    Account Suspended….

    Holy Cow! Vilmar’s blog, Right Wing Howler, has bees taken down thanks to those fucktards at CAIR. If you missed it, here is the archived page….

  • 9 jillosophy // Dec 16, 2006 at 3:29 pm

    I have to say, being in an objective frame of mind, I have to agree that both institutionalizing Muslim kids OR extinguishing them would be acceptable to me. Sure, no one wants to admit that these two options would definately save the world. Muslims are ruining everything.
    We have no hope of negotiating with them. We have no h ope of changing their minds. We have no hope of reasoning with them. None of the things I just mentioned can happen for they all require going against what Islam truly is: a doctrine of laws, a system of totalitarian government. They all go against the teachings of the Koran and what Mohammed (may God fry his soul in hell for all eternity along with those of his followers).
    This is the unfortunate, yet simple, solution. The only solution they leave us.
    And remember - this is the way THEY

  • 10 jillosophy // Dec 16, 2006 at 3:31 pm

    … want it. This situation THEY created. This is THEIR world… and we should not have to be dealing with them. Isolate, contain or kill. That is the only way this can end… and it can be either us or them who makes that decision. We have no other alternative.

  • 11 Insolublog // Dec 16, 2006 at 8:56 pm

    Whether the parents are responsible or not, our schools are still populated with kids on nanny drugs. We are all going to pay someday. The brats in the madrassas are on a worse form of drug, IMHO; one that needs no chemical prescription to carry them forward.

  • 12 Diesel // Dec 18, 2006 at 1:11 pm

    I remain convinced that the only way to defeat the Islamists is to flood their countries with free porn.

  • 13 FIAR // Dec 18, 2006 at 1:30 pm

    Diesel, would that be anything like this idea?
    http://radioactiveliberty.com/?p=176

  • 14 Uber // Dec 19, 2006 at 12:20 pm

    I’m more than a little amused just knowing those of CAIR have actually read that bit…so whether they had his account suspended or not (only temp and obviously couldn’t touch the original author)…I say we call this a win.

  • 15 Fmragtops Spews » Blog Archive » Stupid Liberals Don’t Understand Satire // Dec 21, 2006 at 10:14 am

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  • 16 Aminah in the usa // May 31, 2007 at 2:18 am

    you are all racists. and you daughters will all marry and have many babies with muslim men in the future, inshallah!

    muslims have babies
    you have lil rat dogs.

    so get over it, your time is done!

  • 17 Skul // May 31, 2007 at 3:53 pm

    Hiya lil’ porkchop. Know why there are no muzzies in Startrek movies? Because there are no muzzies in the future.

  • 18 richj // Jun 1, 2007 at 1:06 am

    I think you got that backwards there Aminah. We’re killing your jihadi brothers in the thousands in Iraq and Afghanistan. Keep up this kill rate, and we’ll be havin ourselves some pretty large harems of female muslim concubines since all the muslim men will either be dead or close to it. So, spit or swallow darling? Missionary or doggy?

  • 19 Alyssa // Oct 30, 2007 at 2:53 pm

    That has got to be the most disturbing thing I have ever read. You people must be just as crazy as they are. You’re talking about killing all Arab children! What are you trying to do start a holocaust you friggin natzi! You ought to be ashamed of yourself for thinking such terrible things! You’re just as bad as the parents in the Middle East!

  • 20 Fiar // Oct 30, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    That would be entirely true if I meant a word of what I said.

    Sarcasm - Look it up.

  • 21 RT // Oct 30, 2007 at 7:40 pm

    She can’t spell and has probably never heard of Jonathan Swift. What a barbarian.

  • 22 Fiar // Oct 30, 2007 at 11:54 pm

    Hmmm. What? Sorry. I was just chowing down on some honey barbecue dead Muslim babies. Did you say something about Alyssa barbecuing?

  • 23 richj // Oct 31, 2007 at 1:10 pm

    I like eating my dead muslim baby back ribs with an ice cold Bud in my hand. It really brings out the great all-American smoky flavor.

  • 24 richj // Oct 31, 2007 at 1:14 pm

    I just read back through my comment #18. Damn, I forgot how much of an asshole I can be.

    I think I must be out of practice.

  • 25 Kenny // Nov 6, 2007 at 5:36 pm

    Death to all fucking muslims, I have heard enough of those fuking pathetic excuses for them, they’re religion are evil, their god is more of satan. We should just bomb their nation and wipe out their entire race, instead of pick our way into the fight and wasting more resources than necessary, let buy a H-nuke and bomb their fukin holyland.

  • 26 Tarek // Aug 18, 2008 at 3:25 am

    Wow, you people are absolute nut bags! maybe you should take a look at yourselves and your writings and your immoral society before trying to judge an entire religion by the acts of a few crazed fanatics…

  • 27 Adrienne // Aug 29, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    this is a sick page i think you should be shot and searved to god to be sent only to hell idiot! all kids are inocent its the terrist adults cruley brainwashing the babies in to this manner so go fuck your self and crawl in the hole you came from!

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