In case you didn’t know, the Winter Olympics are going on, even as you read this. (Unless you’re reading this some time after the Olympics are over, then…) I prefer to watch the Winter versions over the Summer ones. This is my own personal bias. Call it prejudice if you like.

Some might say it’s because I’m a White, Racist, Sexist, Homophobic Conservative, and very few Winter Olympians are Black. Some of them are Asian, but very few are Hispanic. A bunch are women, and a few are gay. Well, I’d like to explore this a little deeper, by using five recent American medalists as examples.

Shaun White is White. He’s also a longhair. I like Shaun, despite his hair. But of course I would. After all, he’s a Rich White Guy.

Lindsey Vonn is White, but she’s also a female, a hot female. Did you see her Sports Illustrated bikini layout? Of course I’m going to like her too.

Apolo Ohno may not have won any gold medals… yet, but he is Asian. Us White folks don’t have problems with Asians, as a rule. We really like their food, but chopsticks may be taking things too far.

Evan Lysacek is also White.  Now I don’t know anything about his private life, but his choice of costume designers have me shaking my head. The last couple of years he’s had his stretchy pants and girlie blouses designed by Vera Wang. “Who are you wearing?” “Oh, I’m wearing Wang.” Enough said.

Then there’s Shani Davis. Oh, no! He’s Black! It’s okay though; he’s a clean, articulate Black man with no Negro dialect. I guess we have to have a token, just like South Park.

This is how the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy would have you believe that I think. What a bunch of fucking retards.

I like the Winter Olympics because America dominates them, and our fabulous athletes are some of the nicest people you’d ever want to meet. They have no problems stomping on the competition in the morning, and then taking them out for a friendly beer that afternoon.

How do I know this? I live in Central Oregon, where we’ve got elite winter athletes on ever corner. And no, they aren’t holding signs, looking for handouts.

I’ve met a lot of them and worked with a few. These people are dedicated, hard working, honest, none-steroid taking individuals. Emphasis on individuals. I’d go so far as to say they are small business entrepreneurs.

I haven’t meet a one that didn’t want to make a living off of the years of labor and sacrifice they’ve dedicated to their sport. A few have. Some have made a butt-load of money. Good for them. They are the American Dream.

Democrats would have you believe that Shaun White is evil. He must be. With all his endorsements and other business deals, he’s rich! Not Al Gore rich, but still way over 250K a year rich. Some estimates are into the millions.

According to the Dems, his kind are not an example of what’s right with America, he’s what’s wrong; too much wealth in the hands of too few. Democrats are Communist.

Speaking of communist, there’s those figure skaters, with all those sequins and lacy, see-through costumes. And then we have the females… It’s like I’ve taken a trip to San Francisco.

Maybe you can guess, I’m not a big figure skating fan. Aside from the limp-wristed aspects, it’s the fact that those Pinkos have ruled the sport for years. The Chinese couple, Ying and Yang -or whatever their names are- won the gold. Fine, they’re good, really good, but still commies.

The Russians are going to do well too. What? Russians aren’t communist? Come on, did you really think they woke-up one day, found their empire had collapsed, and suddenly turned into Capitalist? With the ex-head of the KGB and his puppet running Russia, they’re still Red.

If I had my way, I’d get rid of figure skating and put in figure-eight, short track racing. Now that’s entertainment.

Americans love winners. We all want to be one. Most Americans would like to have enough money to never have to worry about it again. The vast majority celebrates those who have worked hard and earn an honest living.

Most of our elected officials don’t want you to have these things. They don’t like honest winners. This is why President Obama, and the Democrat Congress, are on their way out.

Next time you see one of these dishonest, lying bastards commenting on how proud they are of our Olympic athletes, try not to throw anything at your TV, or you’ll miss seeing Real Americans at work. It may be the last time. Four years from now there won’t be any snow.

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