DemTools: Holiday Gift Ideas
Give funny pictures for the Holidays. We encourage you to spread these and others of our images around. Please be kind and give attribution to this conservative political humor and satire site. Thank you and Merry Obamass!
See more work by Les James, Doctor of Photography at Sideshow Mirrrors.
Category: Political Humor Tags: Al Gore, Democrat Humor, DemTools, Funny Pictures, Global Warming, Holiday Gifts, Humour, noads, Political Gift Ideas, Political Humor, President Obama, Teddy Kennedy
2004–2012
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I think we need to have a “What would Obama do” advice column.
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I know I could use that. It’s minus 2 degrees here this morning and my tongue is stuck to a flagpole. I don’t think I can wait for Global Warming, so I’d sure like to know what Obama would do.
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Les – since he’s coming from Chicago where it gets considerably cold in winters – allows for walking on (frozen) water, I think Obama would recommend having a good friend do the thaw with hot pee routine to get you free.
Of course, that might depend on how much you are into watersports or how desparate you are to get your tongue back in your mouth.
I’m just saying….however I’ve had not conversations with Rahm Emanuel on this or any other topic concerning Chicago.
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Nice job, Les.
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Great pics! I will have to spread them around a little.
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How much drunken groping does TLC involve cause I could use some of that….
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Skul – Thanks, nice to hear from you again.
David – you’re a sick pup.
RT- Spread the holiday joy! Which kind of works into Alex’s question, except it’s Teddy that’s doing the drunken groping. Sorry there guy… I guess.
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Can I use the picture of the holly in the fake ad?
Did you do the art yourself? I like the Buzz one.
(I can laugh with people even if I disagree with their politics.)
And don’t forget which party had the most in favor of the Financial company bail out.
(This is what the edit tool did to my comment)
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This edit tool is funky.
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Eileen- I don’t do “artwork” per se. Items like the holly were part of a larger picture. I copied and enhanced that one. The Buzz was a Disney image that I changed in some rather fundamental ways.
Photoshop is a very powerful tool but I can only use a rather small percentage of it’s capacity.
So the answer is, please feel free to use all or part ( I do). If you decide to use all, be kind and let people know where you found it. It’s sort of like advertising for the poor.
As for the political end, I think you’ve seen us tear apart politicians on both sides. We just happen to be a little more partial to ripping up the left.
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