Here’s your open thread to talk smack about your team(s). After all, what’s the internet for, if not for talking smack? Oh, yeah. But other than that, it’s for talking smack.
So, FM? What do you plan to do to humiliate yourself after the Chocolate City Yellow Submarines sink to the bottom of the Bayou?
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Saturday’s Games
Indianapolis 15 @ Baltimore 6
Pathetic. No NFL team ever deserves to win a playoff game if they can’t manage to score at least one touchdown. Neither team scored a TD, but sadly, one must be declared the winner anyway. Absolutely disgusting.
Philadelphia 24 @ New Orleans 27
Reggie Bush just got Pwned! by Sheldon Brown. He isn’t getting up. Damn! Now that’s what I call a hit!
A big run by Douche McAllister paves the way for a field goal. Starting on the 50 yard line was a big factor too.
Another big play by the Aints. Way to win the field position battle, Eagles. Just keep all the plays to 20 yards or more. That’s a good plan. fortunately, the net result is a punt again.
Yep. That’s the Eagles defense I know. How do you turn a 6 yard loss into a 26 yard gain? Forget to tackle the guy. Reggie Bush didn’t make that play. A lack of effort in tackling did. That was sickening. Then, what’s with the deep play. Stop playing this shitty defensive strategy of only allowing big gains. Net result, only a FG.
75 YARDS TO STALLWORTH FOR THE TOUCHDOWN! After more than a quarter of Chocolate City dominance. The EAGLES lead!
Saints drive down for a touchdown. I’m getting really sick of these idiots not understanding that a guy isn’t down if he ain’t tasted the paint. Stop trying to tackle guys by just running into them! Wrap your damn arms around the guy and freakin’ tackle him! Don’t let go until he licks the turf.
The Eagles are responding with a strong drive of their own. Down to the goal line. No review. It’s third down. Westbrook vaults over the pile for a TD. 14-13 with 50 seconds left in the first half.
Can they get the damn half over with? Dammit! Punter runs for a first down. Dammit! HOLY COW! What an end of the half. Hail Mary almost caught. It looks like an Iggle got hurt too.
Let’s just compare this game to the last one. That was repulsive. This is football! Whoo11!11
Eagles get first possession of the half, and Westbrook runs 62 yards for a TD. Eagles lead 21-13. How’s it feel to be a bitch Monsieur Ragtops?
Now the Saints respond with a TD as well. It looks like the Eagles famous game plan of only allowing plays of more than 20 yards is working like a charm. How did no one tackle McAllister. Did anyone even try? I didn’t see an attempt. 21-20 Eagles still lead.
Eagles possession results in a… Punt? WTF is that? I forgot about those. Westbrook had a nice 20 yard run, but they couldn’t capitalize on it.
The Eagles are self destructing. Holding on defense? 11 Yard pass to McAllister. Aints lead 27-21. That was the most pathetic display of defensive stupidity I’ve seen.
The Eagles are putting together a nice drive in response. Big pass to Reggie Brown. Two good runs by Westbrook get them inside the 5. 3rd and 1. Westbrook needed a break on that play. Stupid play. Pass for a loss of 2. It’s all because they used Westbrook too many plays in a row. It was inevitable. Field Goal. 27-24.
Saints finally get forced to punt. Eagles respond with a punt.
The Eagles Defense just isn’t stopping anything. They always allow enough yards for the first down. The saints botch a play and the Eagles recover the fumble! First turnover of the game. The Eagles blow a prime opportunity. Why? Why must ALL Philadelphia teams ALWAYS suck?
The Saints get a first down and now it’s all but officially over. 27-24 Saints. I wish the announcers would stop sucking Andy Reid’s cock. He needs to go.
Sunday’s Games
Seattle @ Chicago 1:00 PM on Faux
New England at San Diego 4:30 PM on See BS
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32 responses so far ↓
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Jan 13, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Talk smack about nudies? Dorkwad-megalomaniac-monger®
2
FIAR
// Jan 13, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Well, there’s Peyton Manning’s First INT. Four more to go. I’m surprised it took until the second quarter.
3
FIAR
// Jan 13, 2007 at 6:31 pm
McNair threw a perfect pass to the defense at the goal line. Haha! I only wish both these worthless teams could lose.
4
FIAR
// Jan 13, 2007 at 7:02 pm
They may not be able to both lose, but they’re sure trying to make that happen. 9-3 at the half.
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FIAR
// Jan 13, 2007 at 7:57 pm
This is sickening. 6 field goals. When’s a football game going to break out?
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Jan 13, 2007 at 9:59 pm
TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Btw, shouldn’t Will Smith play for the Eagles? Just saying, is all.
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Jan 13, 2007 at 10:00 pm
Wow…it got quiet.
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Jan 13, 2007 at 10:00 pm
The announcers sound sad.
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Jan 13, 2007 at 10:00 pm
The defense better come alive!
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Jan 13, 2007 at 10:13 pm
The announcers are happy again.
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FIAR
// Jan 13, 2007 at 10:34 pm
Because they’re biased ass marmots
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Jan 13, 2007 at 10:39 pm
Stupid voodoo lovin’ people!
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fmragtops
// Jan 13, 2007 at 10:58 pm
I haven’t given any thought to humiliating myself because the Saints aren’t going to lose. The Eggos have only rushed for 14 yards. Fred Thomas won’t fall down enough for the Eggos to win this game. Oh, and Jeff Garcia can’t win this game running the ball.
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fmragtops
// Jan 13, 2007 at 11:00 pm
The absolute minute I posted that comment, Westbrook breaks a huge run. Sweet.
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Jan 13, 2007 at 11:03 pm
Leggo my eggo.
Is the gator turning in your tummy?
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fmragtops
// Jan 13, 2007 at 11:04 pm
What? The Saints will be alright. The offense is about to pick up the slack.
17
FIAR
// Jan 13, 2007 at 11:12 pm
Put down the voodoo doll.
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Jan 13, 2007 at 11:31 pm
I’ve got a pain in my ass. Maybe it is the voodoo doll. No. It’s the Eagles’ defense!
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Jan 13, 2007 at 11:53 pm
Maybe FM’s voodoo is working. Could be the gator gumbo.
20
FIAR
// Jan 13, 2007 at 11:58 pm
Po’ Boys
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Jan 14, 2007 at 12:13 am
FM is doing the I’m in love with McAllister, po’boy, voodoo loving dance now. Damnit!
22
FIAR
// Jan 14, 2007 at 12:24 am
You’re still a bitch Ragtops.
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fmragtops
// Jan 14, 2007 at 12:25 am
WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT say they gonna beat them Saints? WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT say they gonna beat them Saints? WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT say they gonna beat them Saints? WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT say they gonna beat them Saints? WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT say they gonna beat them Saints? WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT say they gonna beat them Saints? WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT say they gonna beat them Saints? WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT say they gonna beat them Saints?
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fmragtops
// Jan 14, 2007 at 12:29 am
Now the question is, oh ye of little faith, what are you gonna do to humiliate yourself?
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fmragtops
// Jan 14, 2007 at 12:31 am
Everybody talked about running back tandems all year. Tandems like Buckhalter and Westbrook, Dillon and Maroney. Those guys are bitches compared to Deuce and Reggie!
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Jan 14, 2007 at 1:07 am
Hey, you don’t get to do the Froggy Carr chant! That is a Philly thing! Damnit! Bet you don’t even know the history of it!
And…who? Deuce? Who names their kid #2? Isn’t that well a crappy thing to do? And Reggie? Wrong sport and a really bad candy bar.
And to think, I left you a nice post on my site. Voodoo lovin’ freak! ;P
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fmragtops
// Jan 14, 2007 at 11:38 am
We still won.
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Jan 14, 2007 at 6:58 pm
Yes, that is true.
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richj
// Jan 15, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Good game. Few flags and only one turnover (by the Taints btw). The Taints’ defense held when they needed to and the Eagles’ didn’t. The Eagles could have pulled it out, if they had capitalized on the turnover and went for it on 4th down instead of punting (come on, wtf?). Looking forward to next week’s game (haven’t made my pick just yet).
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Jan 15, 2007 at 4:29 pm
Nascar starts soon, right?
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FIAR
// Jan 15, 2007 at 5:53 pm
Who gives a crap?
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Jan 15, 2007 at 7:56 pm
Grrrrrrrrrrrr!
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