Political Humor | DO NOT BE UNMANLY!

As a warning to all mongers, I hold up to you two models of what it means to not be a monger:

Do not be the type of man that is so afraid of his woman that he is the one to push the stupid, unmongerly shopping cart with a car on it. Do not be the type of man that is so afraid of his woman because she is walking so far ahead of him that he runs into the gimpy leg of the Chief Mongress who is minding her own business trying to buy some chocolate covered almonds. (That man is lucky I do not curse in front of kids.) He is also lucky that I did not have a monger with me, because I would have used the monger’s extra long [Impale==============anidiotwithaspear——>>>>>© on the unmanly, weak human. In fact, maybe his woman should just cut off his manhood instead of keeping it in a vice-grip, at least he’d have a new pair of earrings to wear with his apron.

Likewise, do not be the type of man that when faced with having a child with a disability like Down Syndrome make ape noises at her as you assist her getting out of the car. While the Monger Horde preys on the weak, you must remember to not live up to the stereotypes that the weak, limp-wristed, and liberal create to undercut your true mission and manhood. The truly weak are those who cannot handle the hardships of life and project their insecurities onto others. The truly weak are those that cannot respect and appreciate the humanity of others. To be weak is to not be mongerly.

Do not succumb to their voodoo psychology that states, “If we persistently assert that the Monger Horde preys on the defenseless, everyone will believe it, thus creating a poor public image of Mongers.”

If you are to take back civilization and rule with esteem and power, you must not be like the weak models I’ve provided. They are not leaders. They are at the back of the line whining about how their feet are tired and they need a nap.

Have a mongerful© day!

I am also taking credit for and claiming mongerlicious©, monger ball©, and mondo monger©.

God speed.