Dolphin Pr0n
You asked for it, you got it. By “you” I mean Rich J of Aggressive Tendencies, of course. Here are some photos and a video of a few of our dolphin encounters. These are all from a dolphin watching boat we went on, but we also saw some in the ocean when we went out in the morning to watch the sun rise. You can hardly see the actual dolphins in that video though, because they were too far away.
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C’mon baby. You want to roll with a real man. I swear I’m ready to settle down and start a family. I can make your blowhole sore. I’m hung like a killer whale.
You’ll be sorry. I hear he’s got syphilis. I hope you’re stocked up on antibiotics.
There’s got to be some horny bitches around here. I hope I don’t have to flog the dolphin again tonight.
And a video clip.
Outer Banks Dolphin at YouTube.
Category: Pointless Nonsense
2004–2012
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I feel dirty having watched that. I’m going to go take a shower. With bleach.
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Kinda hate to mention this, but the proper terminology is “pound the porpoise”.
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You could see the blowhole.
BLOWHOLE!
Put that in your porpoise and smoke it.
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We should investigate to see if Mark Foley as inappropriately touched one of these dolphins.
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Probably, if they’re underage boys anyway.
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I didn’t know this was underage gay dolphin prOn. That’s just gross. I condemn you.
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Blowhole! That’s nice.
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