Dammit! Fmragtops gets back from his surveying of Alaska - he was determining where we could best launch a strike against Siberian Russia in the War for Oil when he becomes President - and the first comment he leaves, he tries to blow the whole scheme. Here we are, concocting a war, and he wants to ruin the whole conspiracy.
On my post about Why I Support a War for Oil, he leaves this comment:
I prefer war for oil because of it’s violent, and chaotic nature, but more energy for us is a good reason too.
Well, duh! You seem to forget, FM, that we can’t just say that. In order to rally public support for a war, we need to present the American people with justifications that sound rational. The joy we receive from the severed bodies of children is the real reason for war, but we need to keep that on the down low, if you know what I mean.
It’s like when Bush said all that stuff about spreading democracy, and genocide, WMDs, “no fly zones,” UN resolutions, “Cease fire agreements,” tyranny, and “gathering threats” that were “not yet imminent.” Those sound like good reasons to the general public, and as such, the people start to feel supportive of a war effort.
We get off on the charred remains of innocent babies, but we need to put forth a facade that there are legitimate reasons for war. It’s about dead babies. It’s about the children, and watching their innocence torn from them in horror. It’s about burning villages to the ground, raping the livestock, and slaughtering the women, or something like that, but we need to mislead the people into thinking it’s not about having fun, it’s about making the world a better place.
*snickers* Yeah, right. Woo hoo! Dead babies.
So, FM, next time, be more careful with your words. We don’t want the retards on the Left getting wind of our true intentions.
2004–2008
16 responses so far ↓
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fmragtops
// Sep 20, 2006 at 3:28 pm
Oh shit! I didn’t realize there were people who don’t like the extinction of entire cultures that don’t agree with them…
Oops, what i meant to say was, I was just joking when I made that comment, or something….
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richj
// Sep 20, 2006 at 7:02 pm
I personally like to kill invalids just to steal their wheelchairs. Oh, and retards just for sport.
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rt
// Sep 20, 2006 at 11:03 pm
Don’t forget the elderly that you want to put on the “chain gang” litter patrol on the side of the road…ya know, make them work for their keep.
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a4g
// Sep 21, 2006 at 11:48 am
Hey, don’t forget the BDA footage.
What would life be like without the Zarqawi strike, or the footage of that truck trying to get across that bridge from the 1st Gulf War?
Good times.
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Wild Bill
// Sep 21, 2006 at 11:55 pm
I want to club the baby seals.
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FIAR
// Sep 22, 2006 at 10:04 am
There’s no doubt that clubbing baby seals is tons of fun, but that really doesn’t have anything to do with a war for oil.
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richj
// Sep 22, 2006 at 12:08 pm
If you boil the baby seals up, there’s plenty of oil in their blubber. Just one more source, plus we get to club baby seals in the pursuit of Our War For Oil. Fun to be had all around.
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fmragtops
// Sep 22, 2006 at 1:06 pm
Good point. While we’re at it, we could be killing whales too.
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STP
// Sep 22, 2006 at 1:11 pm
The War for Oil is sounding more and more fun all the time!
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richj
// Sep 22, 2006 at 2:14 pm
How much oil can we squeeze out of dirty hippies? They are pretty greasy. Can we burn pachouli oil in our cars?
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fmragtops
// Sep 22, 2006 at 2:42 pm
I imagine burning hippy and patchouli oil would be far too harmful to the environment.
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richj
// Sep 22, 2006 at 2:45 pm
Even more reason to do it.
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Tapeworm
// Sep 22, 2006 at 2:57 pm
I’m getting a hard-on just thinking about those dead babies.
Holy shit, I just came and I didn’t even touch myself. ooooh!
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richj
// Sep 22, 2006 at 3:21 pm
Hmm. Did Tapeworm just cross over the line? It made me cringe at that is not easy to do.
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richj
// Sep 22, 2006 at 3:24 pm
at=and. Spastic middle finger again.
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Skul
// Sep 22, 2006 at 8:32 pm
Stupid middle finger. Stop that!
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