Heard about this idiot teacher that was recorded spewing forth DU talking points? This guy is a total d***he-bag. I don’t even really know what he said, even though I heard the sound clips, because there are certain things that, when I hear them, cause me to disregard everything else that’s said. I immediately revoke any shred of credibility from the speaker when I hear these things.
One of them is “Zionist,” and another is “Military industrial complex.” I heard this teacher say both those things, then my mind began to wander off, and I started to think. I began the process of trying to understand this scientific improbability. It went something like this:
Obviously, this guy is too stupid to breathe. It’s necessary to breathe in order to speak, so how is it that I am hearing this being spoken. Wait! Back up a second. It’s necessary to breathe in order to continue living. How does this guy continue to live, and speak? Apparently, the dead not only vote Democrat, they also teach. He shouldn’t be capable of speech if he’s too stupid to breathe. Migrane! MIGRANE!
Actually, I would love to have him as a teacher, then I could ask him myself how he lives, and speaks when he is clearly too stupid to remember to breathe. Anyone have theories on how he accomplishes this?
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jay bennish
2004–2009
10 responses so far ↓
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MPH
// Mar 2, 2006 at 8:01 pm
Looks like his students are split - 3.2 out of 5 (average)
http://www.ratemyteachers.com/.....y__bennish
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von
// Mar 2, 2006 at 11:13 pm
The students are split because they have idiot teachers filling their heads with crap all day long.
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Retarded Lemming
// Mar 3, 2006 at 1:14 am
There is a funny post about this over at HoT:
http://hammeroftruth.com/2006/.....ng-hitler/
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uber
// Mar 3, 2006 at 1:54 am
I feel the same way about “Zionist” and “Military industrial complex” only it makes me have to giggle, then every single word that follows just makes me laugh harder. Even the inevitable “F**k you!” inspires s’more.
Hey, thanks for the linky-love!
5 Church and State // Mar 3, 2006 at 3:36 am
Anti-Bush Teacher Outdone By Student…
under the First Amendment, the government (teachers) cannot establish a religion in schools. Bennish did just that. He established the religion of humanism ……
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fmragtops
// Mar 3, 2006 at 9:24 am
Don’t some single celled organisms abosrb oxygen through a membrane? Maybe that’s what’s going on. Maybe he’s a single celled organism absorbing oxygen through osmosis, and the communist rants are the waste products.
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FIAR
// Mar 3, 2006 at 6:04 pm
My Zionist masters inform me that I should choose another topic.
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S.E.
// Mar 4, 2006 at 6:55 pm
Hey all, I’m a RateMyTeachers mod, and I’m not sure who’s doing it, but could you spread the word for people who aren’t Bennish’s students to please stop posting their views on his ratings. The ratings are supposed to be from his STUDENTS, not from people around the country who dislike him for what he says.
Thank you very much.
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FIAR
// Mar 4, 2006 at 10:25 pm
Gee, that’s great. Except that nobody gives a crap. Go moderate your own site, D**khead.
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fmragtops
// Mar 6, 2006 at 12:55 pm
And they call us fascists
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