I know I’m a day late and a dollar short on Earth Day, but if we don’t get our act together we all will be. Earth day is a day that Subversive Conservative Right Wing Extremists celebrate with wastefulness, destructiveness, and beating hippies. In tribute to our Earth Day celebration, I bring you a round up of related posts.
On a related note, I suddenly felt a brief moment of empathy with the “Freedom from Religion” Atheists, when my stepdaughter got home and was all “Earth Day this” and “Earth Day that.” I felt compelled to run to the school and tell them, “Stop teaching my kid your stupid Global Warming Religion!”
Here are our top 10 Earth Day Posts:
I Believe in the Climate Change Fairy. Beat reporter Les James captures this exclusive and undoctored snapshot. You won’t want to miss it.
Save the planet by polluting it. Obama’s plan to save the planet is ambitious. Find out why it’s just not quite ambitious enough.
Man made Global warming top 10 list. Ten reasons Les James is looking forward to a warmer planet.
Questions about Global warming/climate change. Some hard hitting questions about global warming/cooling/climate change/whatever.
Facts about global warming. A satirical FAQ on global warming. You might be surprised what you learn.
Global warming kills Nessie. Chris Cameron brings us this exclusive investigative report.
7 Precautionary tips on beating hippies. If your planning a hippies beating outing, you will want to be sure to check out these essential safety tips first.
Hippies Taxonomy. Jump Out uses his law enforcement training and goes undercover to reveal the types of hippies to llok out for.
French = Hippies. Les James informs us about how hippies and the French are alike.
Global Warming and Narnia. The Chronicles of Narnia are a cautionary tale.
Please drop links to your favorite global warming/Earth day/dirty hippie humor from around the web, including your own work, if you see fit.
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8 responses so far ↓
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Les James
// Apr 23, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Earth Day, huh? T Boone Pickens and GE are sure behind Behind Earth Day. Isn’t that really National Lobby For Your Favorite Environmental Project To Make A Pile Of Cash Day?
Nancy Pelosi has dumped a big wad of loot into Pickens’ company. Can’t see any conflict of interest there and she’s from San Francisco, so that makes her a defacto hippie.
Let the beatings commence.
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Elm
// Apr 23, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Today is F*ck Earth Day. This is the day when you use electricity, drive SUVs, use plastic grocery bags, and well, act normal. Happy F*uck Earth Day, everybody.
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Chris C
// Apr 23, 2009 at 9:55 pm
Sweet you included my Nessie post.
That one has my personal favorite of all my photoshops: the buy a hybrid save a sasquatch one.
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Angie
// Apr 25, 2009 at 2:02 pm
I had much the same reaction with my oldest stepdaughter and Earth Day… Only my angst was compounded by the fact that I had an oddly scheduled appointment time and we had to go get her from school early, and EVERY STUDENT IN THE SCHOOL was outside picking up the pine tree branches the tree trimmers left on one side of the school yard and dragging them to the other side of the yard.
Free labor? “Forced volunteerism”? Hell to the no: “We’re saving the Earth, mom.”
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Fiar
// Apr 25, 2009 at 3:56 pm
According to an Earth Day survey, one third of schoolchildren between the ages of six and eleven think the earth will have been destroyed by the time they grow up.
http://article.nationalreview......dlMGEzZTQ=
Nope, not resembling any strange death cult. Not one bit.
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Chris C
// Apr 26, 2009 at 2:15 am
Different time same results Fiar.
When I was a kid I didn’t think I’d live past 30 because of what I was taught about the Cold War in school.
Most of the scary stuff and close calls happened in the 60’s yet we were taught that any day now the world would end due to nuclear annihilation.
I bet if you polled myself and my classmates back then the results would mirror the current study as far as future expectations.
I’m sure it has nothing to do with a liberal-run education system right? haha of course not.
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Fiar
// Apr 26, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Chris, as Jim Treacher said, The difference is that nuclear weapons actually exist.
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