I’ve decided that I want Radioactive Liberty to just be an echo chamber of my thoughts in the comments section. Well, actually, that’s an understatement. What I’m really looking for is sycophantic admiration and adulation.
Here’s a sample of an acceptable comment:
FIAR, your amazing intellect astounds me! Wow! I only wish that there was a word in the English language that would accurately describe how smart you really are. “Super-Genius” is woefully inadequate, but not nearly as inferior as my humble and unworthy self. All hail the brilliance of FIAR!
Now here’s one that is decidedly unacceptable:
FIAR, you are a worthless, arrogant asshole. Skidmarked underwear has more intellectual acumen than you, and it smells better.
So, now that the rules are clear, commence with the praise, then visit Humor-Blogs.com, then more adulation.
2004–2008
24 responses so far ↓
1
Remulak MoxArgon
// May 29, 2007 at 2:25 pm
FIAR you are a credit to the worthless waste of genetic material known as the Earthling species.
What?
That’s the nicest thing I could have said.
2
Skul
// May 29, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Are you by chance related to Cindy Shehan, Michael Moore, Tom Cruise and Rosie???
3
Redneck
// May 29, 2007 at 4:53 pm
He’s just concerned because Redneck Rants surpassed him on teh funny at humor-blogs.
He’s ascared. As he should be.
4
FIAR
// May 29, 2007 at 5:43 pm
These are NOT acceptable comments. Now get on with the bootlicking.
5
RT - Chief Mongress
// May 29, 2007 at 9:08 pm
WOW! You really are going to the farthest reaches of intellect to show that you just might be compensating for something.
YOU HAVE THE LARGEST, BIGGEST BRAIN IN THE WORLD!!!!
6
RT - Chief Mongress
// May 29, 2007 at 10:30 pm
Hey! Where did my freakin’ comment go? You go and tell a guy he must be compensating for something and then tell him he has THE BIGGEST, LARGEST BRAIN EVER!!!! and his site flakes out on you. Dagnabit!
7
FIAR
// May 29, 2007 at 10:53 pm
Good Akismet!
8
RT - Chief Mongress
// May 29, 2007 at 11:29 pm
Grrrrrrrrr….I eat Akismet for breakfast!
9
TJ's Anti-Contrarian Blog
// May 29, 2007 at 11:54 pm
you are great…really….I wouldn’t lie about something like that….great…..almost as great as putting peanut butter on the roof of your dog’s mouth…….that’s really great….
10
Wonder Woman
// May 30, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Mmmm…Fitch has the best boots I have ever tasted! But he doesn’t like Magic players…or Canadians, so I’m not worthy of licking his boots.
Guess I’ll have to settle for kissing his ass instead
11
Wonder Woman
// May 30, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Sorry…did I say kissing? I meant kicking…
12
Wild Bill
// May 31, 2007 at 7:02 pm
FIAR is about as right as the turns at a NASCAR race.
13
Diesel
// Jun 1, 2007 at 1:45 am
FIAR, you are the best FIAR ever.
Also, worst.
14
FIAR
// Jun 1, 2007 at 7:33 am
This isn’t working out like I planned.
15
RT - Chief Mongress
// Jun 1, 2007 at 7:05 pm
I just came here because blogger/blogspot is being “serviced.”
Oh, I’m supposed to lick someone’s boots?
You have a nice blue background on your blog.
16
Skul
// Jun 3, 2007 at 12:13 am
FIAR has let this post stagnate and it is now stinking like the underwear he hasn’t changed for six months.
If FIAR wanted this to work, he should have washed his socks and put them to work. But, NO, he dangles a carrot before tigers eyes. Silly FIAR.
17
Skul
// Jun 3, 2007 at 2:02 am
His blue background sucks. So there.
18
FIAR
// Jun 3, 2007 at 7:41 pm
What is this “blue background” of which you speak?
19
jimmyb
// Jun 3, 2007 at 8:36 pm
Dude, you totally rock.
Uhhhh…like a really smart rock.
20
RT - Chief Mongress
// Jun 8, 2007 at 8:54 pm
Thou beslubbering unwash’d pignut!
21
FIAR
// Jun 10, 2007 at 10:09 am
This is America! Habla ingles, por favor.
22
RT - Chief Mongress
// Jun 10, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Que?
23
RT - Chief Mongress
// Jun 10, 2007 at 11:03 pm
Thou art a very ragged Wart.
24 health insurance of california // Feb 18, 2008 at 10:51 pm
health insurance of california…
spooning safeguarded palindromic,assignees?…
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