I’m just thinking about Eileen’s response. Why not just kill all the polar bars and then balance out the seal population with a baby seal clubbing marathon every weekend? We should do the baby seal clubbing marathon either way if you ask me.

@Alex: There are no horrible jokes, only horrible people like Rachael Carson and Al Gore.

@Eileen:…which would lead to less seals. They make annoying noises. I like your thinking.

@Diesel: Great idea but there are reproduction issues. In order for the pole dancing species to survive we will need to enact selective breeding which goes completely against a pole dancer’s programming.

If Polar bears eat seals, then I am in favor of protecting Polar Bears.

I think pole dancers should be on the endangered list.

Thats a horrible joke I’m sorry everyone.

Maybe shes a big fan of his. I know if a large mammal ate my favourite singer I’d be saddened.

Yes they do Eileen. Seals are their main source of food. I’m curious to find out why you ask.

Sometimes I think we live in some alternate Earth where facts and common sense have been removed from life.

In a way that might be cool because the people that would possess these important skills would be considered endangered. They would have to have sex with lots of women to spread their genes to ensure the species survives and thrives.

Count on me to be the first to volunteer.

Do polar bears eat seals?

Like most states, if you take out the major cities -in our case Portland- this place would be a republican strong hold. Not that I’d be all that much happier with them in power, look at Gordon Smith.

The point being, is that the bears need to be let lose in Portland, they would then chase the hippies into Eugene-astan. There we could round them up and extract their oils to power our SUV’s. The bears can have whats left. Win, win.