My Perspective on Obama after Inauguration
JumpOut offers some political editorial regarding the ascension to godhood inauguration to the Presidency of His Majesty and Most Blessed One, Barack Obama. There is plenty of strong language, so if that is a problem, I highly recommend the latest edition of Lolterizt at imao.us. Otherwise, read and enjoy.
Being the powerful and influential conservative humor and satire site that we are, I think we are required by law to talk about Barack Obama’s inauguration today. I am going to present you with some thought provoking observations and keen insight on Barack Obama, his inauguration and the direction in which this nation is headed.
Much was made of the exorbitant cost of Obama’s inauguration ceremonies. Yes, in this time of economic uncertainty, absolutely retarded bailouts, and all the terrorist killin’ going on out there, $150,000,000 seems a tad much. Yes, it’s true George W. Bush was lambasted for spending a third of that on his inauguration. See, this is the way I feel about it: I don’t give a f^^k.
So, yesterday was supposed to be an historic event. Obama is the first not completely white President. I’m sure race relations today are better than they were two days ago. Some people feel like Obama is such a transcendent figure that all the world’s ills will be cured today. Then there are others that feel he is just a politician. A politician like any other that will sell out his base for his own sake. He made a bloviating speech about the economy, the historic nature of his presidency, and his plans for the future. My position on it is this: I don’t give a f^^k.
Now, President Obama will start the difficult task of steering the country through these economic hardships. He’s about to start trying to hand out billions of dollars to CEOs, Bankers, unions, and some of his closest friends. He’s going to try to get as many people as possible employed by the government. You know what I say? I don’t give a f^^k.
We are now left with the country being led by the most Liberal President in history. The media is shivering from the tingling feelings running up their legs. All is right in the international community, and every other country should be respecting us more any minute now. The terrorists will all lay down their explosive vests and world peace will be breaking out soon, I’m sure, but you know what? I don’t give a f^^k.
If you don’t give a f^^k about this either, you may give a f^^k about JumpOut’s Law Enforcement Humor blog, You Should Be Tasered.
Category: Caustic Sarcasm Tags: Barack Obama, Commentary, Editorial, Obama Inauguration, post inauguration coverage, President Obama
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. We know, you don’t give a f^^k.
They are all wet dreams anyhow, all sugarplums and fairies dancing in their heads.
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Angie -I don’t think all the fairies were just dancing in their heads, a lot of them were in the streets.
Jump – You can guess what I think of your post and I’ll bet I can guess your response.
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Well then, I guess there is nothing left to say. Except that you’re still homo.
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Now that his check cleared the bank, I want to say-
Shame on you Jump! You shouldn’t pick on Les. Yes, he’s a homo- homosapien, just like you. You call him gay, like that’s a bad thing. Everyone should be full of exuberant happiness like he is.
Bad Jump, bad. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
(The preceding comment was brought to you by the Les James Anti-defamation Committee, supported by contributions from Les himself.)
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Snig – I’m putting your fee on an allotment. It’ll come out of my compliment account each month, automatically. Please refresh my memory, was I suppose to tell you that you are (a) funny and good looking or (b) good and funny looking. I don’t want to get this wrong.
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I see, an unholy alliance held together by the root of all evil. I shall not fear the slings and arrows of your corrupt associations.
Snigs, I had more respect for you than that. I would have never thought you’d sell yourself to a pimp like James.
Les, I see have bought my friend snig, and I have just one thing to say to both of you: I don’t give a f^^k.
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Y’all got me confused.
I think that’s against the law. You should all be taken to task…. with a taser.
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Thanks for clarifying, I’m sure JO already has one pointed at his groin for some infraction. Pull the trigger!
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Woah Nellie!
He put me on payroll, nobody has bought me. Men never buy women anyway, my husband will be making payments for the rest of his life.
And don’t you go giving me that “I respected you more than that” junk either.
Does your mother read this blog, Jump? What would she f^^king think of you using the word f^^k so f^^king much?
Serious question for a moment though- how many amps does a taser blast someone with or does it even measure in amps?
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But, JO, it’s a new day! Leprechauns are handing out gold, smurfs are tra-la-la’n, and we’ll never ever have to pay any bills!
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My mom doesn’t give a f^^k either. A taser puts out about .002 amp I think.
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