Election Day November 2009
Most people forget that there is an election every year. They only remember to vote when there is a Messianic Savior running for President.
However, There are elections that can more directly influence your day to day activities that occur on off years like this one. For example, one of the local offices up for grabs this year is an election for coroner.
Now, if someone you know happened upon an unfortunate accident, you want the coroner who will correctly identify the cause of death as accidental. Then again, perhaps you want the COD identified as homicide, you know, if you really didn’t have anything to do with it. Then you would want the horrible cretin to be brought to justice.
In either case, it’s important to vote for the right coroner.
Now get out there and vote… At least twice, just to make sure.
Image Credit: The Ghost of Elections Past
Category: Political Humor Tags: Election, Election Day Humor, Election Day November 2009, Humour, Political Humor
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I mean really, what kind of campaign slogans would a coroner use anyway? “I’ll be there to pick-up the pieces”? “I promise not to laugh at your naked corpse”? “I’ll wait until after you’re in the ground to make a play for your wife”? Seriously.