Comments on: Eleven Language Differences between Conservatives and Liberals

By: Chris C

Chris C — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:36:37 +0000

hehe some great responses.

Be careful though. It is addictive thinking up new language comparisons but much more productive then Sudoku.

By: Fiar

Fiar — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:10:27 +0000

By your definition, Elm, I am neither conservative nor liberal. I don’t believe in superstitions.

By: Elm

Elm — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 20:44:17 +0000

A Conservative is a person who believes in a higher power, an Almighty Being.

A Liberal thinks He’s in the White House.

By: JumpOut

JumpOut — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 19:50:49 +0000

Brutal:

Conservative – Chopping off a human being’s head
Liberal – Pretending to put a caterpillar on someone

You know, I find it odd that during the Bush administration all the libs were sure that W. was going to label his political enemies “terrorists” and start investigating them. The Obama administration has actually done that, yet crickets are chirping on the left.

By: Les James

Les James — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:52:54 +0000

National Day of Service on 9-11? What, is the U.S. government Mother Church now too? The Catholic Church is famous for inserting “Christian” holy days on top of “pagan” holy days. Now we are going to pave right over what should be a nation day of getting pissed off at Islamic Extremist.

A National Day of Service? Fine. I’ll honor those who died on that day by volunteering to pull the trigger and put lead on terrorist targets lined up against a wall. But only after we read them their Miranda Rights. Do you think this is what Obama had in mind?

By: Angie

Angie — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:05:24 +0000

Eric:
Lib definition of father = baby daddy
Lib sub-definition: Payer of child support (con)/deadbeat dad (lib)

Angi: Fancy seeing you here!

By: Eric

Eric — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:50:25 +0000

Con = freedom of religion; lib = freedom from religion.
Con = fish; lib = sea kitten.
Pirate:
Con = plundering, raping, blackmailing, kidnaping, morally corrupt thief.
Lib = unfortunate minority youth.
Capitolist:
Con = economic driver.
Lib = plundering, raping, blackmailing, kidnaping, morally corrupt, biggoted, racist.
Dead weight:
Con = lifetime welfare recipient.
Lib = Mother.
Father:
Con = Man who kicked your ass in line when you were stupid.
Lib = No definition.
Justice:
Con = steal a car, smoke dope, kill a cop, go to jail.
Lib = steal a car, smoke dope, kill a cop, become a rap star.
The list is ENDLESS!

By: Angi

Angi — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:35:20 +0000

Great post!!!

Ummm…

If you are a conservative, lying to avoid paying taxes is a crime. If you’re a liberal, it’s an “honest mistake.”

By: Elm

Elm — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:02:28 +0000

If you are a Conservative you believe terrorists should be treated as dangerous lunatics. If you are a Liberal you ARE a dangerous lunatic.

By: Angie

Angie — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 16:16:53 +0000

Outstanding, Chris!