Eric Massa: He Tickles, He Gropes
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Category: Political Humor Tags: Barney Frank, Couldn't Breathe, Eric Massa Glenn Beck, Massa Birthday Party, Massa Tickle Grope, naked as a jaybird, Political Humor, Rahn Emanuel poked finger in chest, Tickel Me Elmo, Tickle Me Massa
2004–2012
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That is one creepy toy.
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Shouldn’t that be tickle YOU Massa?
Also, if you poke it in the chest does it cave and do anything you say, or run away like a whiny little squirmy pussy-boy hollering for the teacher to make the bully stop while it resigns from the glee club?
Technically it is a brilliant representation of current American elected representatives. It does need to have a finger poke “quit picking on me or I’ll tell” button though.
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Chris – Yeah, it is. Down right disturbing. For someone who described Rahm Emanuel as a son of Satan’s spawn, he sure resembles one himself. But I was thinking more of a demonic Oompa-Loompa.
Eric – Shouldn’t that be tickle YOU Massa?
Maybe, except it’s more recognizable this way. There’s a fine line in humor. Regularly I do my best to take a running start and leap right over it, but sometimes it’s better to stick with the classics. Don’t ask me when or why, I really don’t understand it.
If there was an easy to follow formula to humor writing, everyone would be doing it, and we wouldn’t be pulling down those massive paychecks.
In other news. Yet again, I have proof that Rush Limbaugh reads this blog. Last week I wrote a little help wanted ad. In it I was looking for folks willing to help “to overthrow the current Democrat Congress”. What happens today? Rush is now talking about Obama overthrowing the government, that’s what. Coincidence? I think not.
Ever since I called him out for using RL as show prep, he’s stopped saying the media uses him for show prep. Then there was the Little Timmy Geithner incident. This stuff just keeps happening over and over.
Come on Limbaugh, it’s either you or your staff. Humm, Eric lives in Florida…
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Rush? RUSH? Are you kidding me? Never have I seen a better example of worthless fat boy get rich with big mouth rant about how “he”(read oppressed) has been beaten down by the “man”(read bully), unless you count Leno, Stern, Obama, Timmy, et al.
Anyway, Rush is an actor. Ten minutes in a shower with Rahm and he’d sign a lifetime contract with NPR and be voting Democrat the rest of his life. I’m pretty sure he had an experience with Cheney, or at least Jeb Bush, at some point in his past. How pussy do you have to be to cave to Jeb?
And THAT is the word from Florida.
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A caller to the Howie Carr show had a good line…
New military policy: Don’t Ask Don’t Tickle.
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How about the policy being…
Don’t tickle no ass; You won’t end up in the trash.
Every current, or former member of the military that I have met will take care of, and have been taking care of business within the ranks, for as long as I can measure from direct statements. From what I have read, the prison system works the same way, in reverse.
If they work with the team, all is well, if they don’t, well they don’t survive.
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[...] has a great idea for doing just that. Hang on. New York. Isn’t that where Charley Rangel, Eric Massa, Eliot Spitzer and David Patterson are from? Oops, got distracted. Anyway, Slaughter wants to have [...]
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[...] has a great idea for doing just that. Hang on. New York. Isn’t that where Charley Rangel, Eric Massa, Eliot Spitzer and David Patterson are from? Oops, got distracted. Anyway, Slaughter wants to have [...]
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[...] Eric Massa: He Tickles, He Gropes [...]
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[...] I hate it when that happens. Wrap a towel around your tush and get whoever’s next in here. I’m not sure how long these batteries will [...]
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