Political Humor | Exclusive Interview With Dmitry Medvedev Satire

The Planet’s Best Political Humor site sent Eric on Special Assignment for an exclusive interview with Dmitry Medvedev. I must warn you, this post is censored due to strict restrictions on speech in Russia.

First of all I would like to thank The Planet’s Best Political Humor at RadioactiveLiberty.Com for graciously sending me to the Federation of Russia to partake in this conversation.

Eric: President Medvedev, Thank you for offering me your valuable time, I must say it is generous that you would allow me to come here for this conversation. An unscripted meeting of this type with a conservative organization such as Radioactive Liberty is now strictly forbidden in America.

President Medvedev: (his English is perfect, with a slight southern drawl) It is my honor to offer the time of the people of the Federation of Russia to such a prestigious and upstanding organization as Radioactive Liberty. They are at the top of my list of blog sites that I check every day. If it were permitted in my country I would hope to attain such an occupation as this. I very much admire the freedoms of America, and wonder what will become of it in the near future.

Eric: Do you think America is moving in the wrong direction?

President Medvedev: Are you F&*king kidding me? Who is this sock-puppet you have installed as president of your country? OMFG, Have you seen what he is doing to your country? Running all over the world, apologizing for American blood, shed in honor, for the liberty and freedom of others, while at the same time stealing money from your own people to give to the most worthless and corrupt, taking over banks and manufacturing. What a Fascist! He’s such a pu$$y, he wouldn’t last 13 days under a real Marxist regime! At least Putin had some balls! I’m sorry, I don’t mean to explode like that I just hate when democracy enables popular amateurs, rather than capable leaders. There is no substitute for leadership.

Eric: You don’t need to be sorry Mr. President, 48% of us didn’t vote for him either. Tell me more about your feelings about Americas’ future.

President Medvedev: I know your constitution, and it is an admirable and priceless contract between government and the people. I wish the writers of our own constitution 20 years ago were as smart as those who wrote yours 200 years ago. I must say however; that I fear for the stability of the entire world if America doesn’t fix the problems it has developed since socialism and political correctness has taken over the opinions of your voting population.

Eric: What would you advise us as Americans to get back to the basis of who you believe we should be?

President Medvedev: WOW! Are you kidding me? American values, American traditions, American ambitions, American leadership, American courage, American honor, American industry. There is nothing on the earth that can stand against these things. Just get that damn Mussolini-wanna-be out of office, along with all his enablers, and put in charge people who believe in the things America stands for, like Sarah Palin, or Michelle Bachman, or any of those HOT ladies on FOX who are REAL conservatives, oh, and Ronald Reagan, God I miss Ronald Reagan. Russia was this close (holding his index finger and thumb nearly touching) to becoming the new America when Reagan was in charge. Oh, and ban all lawyers from any political positions. Lawyers are nothing but… (Russian translation is not possible, envision all lawyers as Gulag detainees).

Eric: Thank you President Medvedev for this time and for your honest words. The value of which is immeasurable to the people of America.

President Medvedev: It has been my honor to speak with the glorious freedom loving people of Radioactive Liberty. P.S. You think you can get me an interview with that hot Sarah Palin?

Here’s a picture Eric sent back. It’s either him and Medvedev or Medvedev and his wife. It was never specified which one, but rest assured, if that is Eric in the picture, we conservatives don’t care about your alternative lifestyle, so long as you take responsibility for it.