Facts on Global Warming
There are too many people that don’t know the facts about global warming. Some may believe in global warming myths, while others simply don’t know all the global warming statistics.
In order to bring enlightenment, and most likely create a few myths of my own, I’ve developed this FAQ to provide you with all the global warming information you need.
What causes global warming?
The Sun. Without it, the Earth would be a cold, bleak, desolate wasteland. Much like Pluto, which is no longer a planet. Or Al Gore’s brain.
Is Global Warming real?
I wouldn’t say that global warming is not happening. But whether or not the Earth is genuinely going through a phase of warming or cooling is part of a natural cycle. The real question is whether Man Made global warming is a scam. Yes. Yes it is a scam. Just like Scientology.
Do you have pictures of global warming?
Don’t be silly. It’s impossible to have pictures of things that don’t exist. I find it interesting how many mythical things we have “pictures” of. For example, the famous photograph of the Loch Ness Monster is really a hand in the bathtub. Like so.
Of course, there are artist renderings of global warming. In other words, fake pictures. Like the one of the poor polar bears above. Do keep in mind, that these are fake, phony contrived images.
Nothing more than a hoax. Like the “Osama bin Laden” tapes. Basically the exact sort of thing you would expect from the AP or Reuters.
Is Ron Paul still running for President?
That’s an excellent question, but a better question would be: why is Ron Paul still running for President? He has about as much of a chance of winning as Barack Obama does in winning a professional bowling tournament.
How many votes does a person need to not get before they call it quits? What I do know is that this question has nothing to do with global warming.
Now that I think about it, they are both insane religious cults.
Is there any evidence against global warming?
Of course there is, but as with other religions, petty details like “facts” and “evidence” are of no concern to the practitioners of the global warming religion faith. You can show as much data as you want to Al Gore and global warming’s hysterical hyperventalationists, but it will get you nowhere.
Can global warming be prevented?
Sure it can. I can also move objects with my mind. Barack Obama can bowl a perfect game, Al Gore isn’t insane, and controlling the weather is fun and easy.
Are there any natural causes of global warming?
Almost all causes of global warming are entirely natural. Volcanoes erupt and spew tons of “greenhouse gases” into the air. Volcanoes are one of the leading causes of global warming.
Cow farts are another leading cause. The process of evaporation over the oceans are also contribute to the natural causes of global warming.
Are humans the cause of global warming?
No. Whatever factor we play is nearly insignificant.
Is global warming for kids?
Kids love global warming! Whether they’re running through the sprinkler, taking a refreshing dip in the pool, or cooling off with some ice cream; there’s really no downside to global warming for kids.
Now you are armed with the facts about global warming. Go forth and club a baby seal, punch a dirty hippy, and feel secure in the knowledge that not even Al Gore’s palatial estate produces as large a carbon footprint as a volcano does.
So, turn on the lights, idle the car, and crank up the AC. It really won’t matter any more once Yellowstone or Anak Krakatau blows.
Humor-Blogs.com did not know that Yellowstone was a supervolcano, and I can’t believe I just linked to Wikipedia.
Here are a few other articles related to global warming information:
- Global Warming Solutions: The Ultimate Guide
- Global Warming Kills Nessie
- How You can Help Save the Planet
- Global Warming Armageddon
- Global Warming and Narnia
We now return you to your regularly scheduled political humor.
Category: Political Humor Tags: Al Gore, Anak Krakatau, Barack Obama, Facts About Global Warming for Kids, Facts on Global Warming for Kids, Global Warming, Global Warming Facts for Kids, Important Facts on Global Warming, Loch Ness Monster, noads, Political Humor, Ron Paul, Yellowstone
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You sir, are a spiteful, woefully un-informed, under educated, spewer of lies and untruths.
I demand that you change this article immediately to reflect the truth that all scientists everywhere, claim as fact.
What right do you have to try to dissuade the public and harm the planet?
If you don’t do as I say and fold to my demands, I’ll say nasty things about you.
I hope this teaches you that you can’t just say what you please.
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So you are saying that the man-made concept of man-made global warming, is itself entirely man-made. Now I know why Al Gore thinks the earth has a fever. His cold, desolate wasteland of a brain is experiencing a serious thermal potential with respect to the environment.
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Sorry, my mistake.
I thought I was on the BBC web site.
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I’m personally attempting to rid the world of cows… they are a blight on the mother earth…
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Whoa dude! Ix-nay on the ‘Global Warming is a scam’ thing!
I’m presently making very good money selling larger carbon footprints to wanna-be rock stars.
Cool your jets a bit and their might be a few “carbon credits” coming your way.
Know what I mean?
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Can global warming be prevented?
Sure. Get everyone to jump up and down for an hour starting at noon local time for a month and we will end up knocking the planet to a higher orbit and thus farther from the sun that heats us. We can call it Earth Hour — oh, wait. That name’s taken. Sorry.
John M Reynolds
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How can you have “facts”.
One person’s “facts” are another person’s “fiction”.
Now, as for the behaviors, that people are being asked to change, because they might be contributing to global warming;
There are a lot of other reasons for changing these behaviors.
But it means sacrifice.
So it is most comfortable to deny that these behaviors are a problem.
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As for those ice formations,
They were caused by waves, which were warmer than they would be, without global warming.
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Wow, you are a moron my friend. That’s ok though one day you will look back at this post and say oops… oh well my bad!
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Thanks for the input, Cynthia. You did a bang-up job there of persuading me. Kudos for that.
Don, sorry. I don’t mean to harm your carbon offsets
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You people are fucking clueless when it comes to the difference between responsible behavior and government enforced behavior. I oppose the latter almost unilaterally.
I recycle. I make efficient use of things, most especially because it’s more cost effective. I hate people that litter. What I don’t want is Big Mother intruding on people’s lives, and stripping the individuals of their personal responsibility, thus resulting in a society that is indoctrinated to follow the orders of Big Mother, and blaming everyone but themselves when they fuck up.
Get it through your heads. The issue is whether or not the government should have anything to do with anything. Not whether people should live responsibly.
The whole Global Warming hoax is 100% about more government regulation, more government intrusion, and more taxes.
The entire movement is funded and fueled by organizations using “ecology” to impose socialism. Pure and simple. Socialism is the goal.
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How arrogant are people to think that they are so significant as to be able to influence the temperature of the entire Earth?
We’re not that important in the grand scheme of things. We make our buildings, and play with our toys, but one volcano and , BOOM! It’s all over.
We’re a blink of the eye in the history of the Universe, and we’ll all be gone one day. And NO ONE in the entire Universe will know we were ever here.
There will be no trace of our existence. Forget the romantic notions of Sci-Fi movies, where some future culture shakes their head in shame.
“Damn you! They blew it up!”
It will NOT happen that way. No one will ever know we even existed!
Got it. We’re simply NOT THAT IMPORTANT!
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Fiar,
I have a low self esteem.
Anything perceived as arrogance is really just a cover.
History shows that companies do act selfishly related to a lack of willingness to control negative externalities they are not willing to pay for.
Look at the history of the industrial revolution.
Look at the current practice of moving production overseas, where environmental laws are not as stringent.
I am not talking about Global Warming alone (or maybe at all). I am talking about pollution and depletion of resources.
As far as the larger system goes, yes we are not significant.
But my concern is not the larger system. My concern is the water and air that is now needed to sustain the current life forms on the planet.
As a species we are not that significant, on a universal (or even global) scale.
So What.
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I am talking about pollution and depletion of resources.
As far as the larger system goes, yes we are not significant.
But my concern is not the larger system. My concern is the water and air that is now needed to sustain the current life forms on the planet.
I agree with you entirely. The problem is the attempt to conflate the viewpoint you expressed, and I agreed with, into the scam issue of global warming.
Conservation and the global warming hysteria have exactly zero to do with each other. They are not even framed the same way.
I want clean water, because I need to drink it and bathe in it. I want clean air, because I need to breathe it. The global warming alarmists want to advance the notion that conservation still isn’t good enough. In fact, nothing is ever good enough until some law, tax, and regulation is passed.
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[...] that drought theme in Africa again. Funny, they’ve been through both Global Warming and Cooling yet they still the same water problems. But nothing to worry about folks because if we [...]
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everyone who said global warming is a hoax and especially whoever wrote this article…you are all a bunch of drooling morons. I cant believe that you think volcanoes are one of the major contributors of global warming. They do produce greenhouse gases but they dont produce 28 billions tons of it every year, like we humans do, and thats just CO2, if you factor in methane, dinitrogen monoxide, and cfc’s we surely outweigh any naturally created greenhouse gases.
Additionally, saying that global warming is a natural process is a misunderstanding on your part and i will hence enlighten you. What you are really referring to is not global warming, but the greenhouse effect which IS a naturally ocurring process by which short wavelength UV radiation from the sun goes through the atmosphere, heats the earth, and is radiated into the atmosphere as infrared long wavelength heat which is in turn trapped by greenhouse gases and reemmitted toward the earth allowing it to maintain a habitable 16 degrees celcius.
Global warming on the other hand is the process by which an increase in the presence of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere causes more infrared heat to be trapped and reemited toward the earth hence increasing the average temperature.
I hope that information helps you sill fellows to understand the issue better.
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[...] is a belief in something that there is not even one shred of evidence to support that belief, like man made global warming, or that Russia will adhere to the cease fire agreement. Faith is for the weak minded. I believe in [...]
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[...] he was applauded by environmental activist group We Can Solve It, for leading the way as a “global warming [...]
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First off. How do you prove that there is NO global warming?…….Well?…No I didn’t think you had an answer. Why do ignorant people like you believe the disinformation campaigns. You either have no sense of protection of humanity, or you have a serious death-wish, or you are just plain stupid. I presume you are American because about 50% of Americans don’t care or don’t believe in global warming. Which is half of the global problem. I am one of the Americans who has motivation to do something about this crisis. Truly it is people like you who cause global warming because of your ignorance. Even though the vast majority of us contribute, it is you who causes it. I don’t see how you can continue on not believing when there are FACTS. And the definition of fact is as follows: something that actually exists; reality; truth. This is reality. You can’t go on pretending there is no global warming. It is a major problem, and still loads of people carry on with their regular routines. They do not even try to be environmentally friendly. Even if you don’t believe, you can still make changes to environmentally friendly things because they usually help reduce the amount of money you pay for bills and necessaries. It is just common sense. So THINK! The world frowns upon people like you.
There are disinformation campaigns out there whose goals are similar to yours. I wouldn’t know what their, or your motives are because I am helping people solve global warming. But either you are a misinformed or you are part of a disinformation caimpaign. These disinformation caimpaigns try to make people think that global warming is a theory, and make them think that the theory is disputed. But it is not a theory. It is not disputed. There are one hundered some scientific documents on the subject of global warming. And not one of them disagrees. It is FACT. Reality. Actually exsists. And that truth is going to wipe out the human race if we don’t do something major. And that is the fact you people do not accept and that is your fault.
Even Though you don’t believe in global warming, you should still try to be green. Being green is actually cheaper than regular routines.
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Your argument sounds eerily similar to the “you should believe in Jesus just in case it’s true” argument.
I don’t believe in mythologies, whether it’s Jesus or man made global warming. Have fun with your stupid religion of global warming.
One more thing. You also sound like one of the more hysterical fundamentalists of your man made global warming religion.
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Your scare tactics, and campaign of fear and lies disgusts me. You people are too stupid to realize that you have bought into a “solid state earth” religion. The Earth does change, and there is nothing we have to do with it, or can do about it other than adapt.
Just because people want to build structures on coastlines with no forthought to the fact that the coastline WILL change, because that’s what coastlines do, does not mean we are all doomed. It means we have engaged in the construction of very expensive and poorly thought out city plans that did not account for the fact that the earth changes.
We used to be far less sedentary. There are not more hurricanes, or more floods. There is simply more damage because we have more people, with more expensive, more permanent structures, and that’s all there is to it.
You can’t compare a nomadic society of a few thousand to a sedentary one of millions. The COST of the damage is increasing, because the DENSITY of people and structures affected by a NATURAL disaster has increased.
But I don’t expect a religious fundamentalist to understand logic, because that goes against the very premise of believing so fervently in a mythology.
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Haha. Your site was registered on 6-30-08. I bet you don’t even know what the hell you’re doing in how to run a successful website. You’ll find out soon enough though. You think you’re going on a crusade to save the world with your little insignificant website, but in 6 months you’ll give up anyway.
Oh, man. You’re pathetic. Lol
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Oh, this gets even better. Your top adsense ad, (And I would wager you’re not making any money with adsense because you need targeted search traffic to make adsense work, and you can’t have search traffic on a 2 month old domain with no incoming links) Anyhoo, your top adsense ad is for Big Blue Carbon
Discount Carbon Offset Brokers. There’s a certificate for the 2007 Prophet Al Gore 10 Carbon Unit Note.
Now that’s funny. Your top advertiser knows your religion is bulls#it. I didn’t actually click the ad, BTW. I just manually entered the URL.
Good luck with your website and your fundamentalist religion. Thanks for the laughs.
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The earth does change over time. It’s a natural process, and I believe and expect it to happen.
But you can’t seriouly believe that humans have no effect what so ever on the CO2 levels of the Earth at this curent time. Just look at all the pollution cars, factorys, ships and so on produce everyday. It’s an enormous amount, and you don’t think this has an effect on the state of the Earths temperature?
If you were to look at data and information of the global temperatures, global weather patterns, global CO2 emmisions of say 200 yrs ago, before mobiles, before cars, before industrial areas, before major pollution, you would see that modern technology and the excessive consumer driven minds of the population of today has caused AT LEAST half of the effects of today. But I don’t think that information exists.
If I were you I wouldn’t judge ‘Global Warming’ so quickly. You might look back and say, “hmm, maybe i shoud have given it a little bit more rope, not been so critical of it.” I’m not saying you will, just might, but most likely will.
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[...] back, now it’s here! The Top 10 List of reasons of why I’m looking forward to Man Made Global Warming with great optimistic enthusiasm. I had to put it on hold for a while because my head just [...]
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[...] health care, and Jack Johnson, who wants nationalized health care, regulations on phony global warming scams, and amnesty for illegal invaders. That’s our choice? No [...]
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You just have to look at the recent Olympic games in Beijing to see the incredible pollution that is with us today.Closing the factories in the immediate area months prior to the opening ceromony to enable the quality of the air to be at least pallitable for the athletes-especially with China that is like America and such-not giving a rats arse of the state of the planet.I agree governments have jumped on the bandwagon realizing its another way of raising revenue,but is not a myth.That is evident to any intelligent human who breathes the slowly depleting air that surrounds us-Take the blinkers off my friend-its not like religion with its faith -to believe in something that can’t be proved-it’s there in front of your eyes.You obviously have’nt travelled the world to the places that have polution which is definetly evident.
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[...] from Germany’s Leibniz Institute of Marine Sciences indicates that the next ten years or so, man made global warming will be engaged in a blood feud with Mother Nature, Earth Mother Gaia herself. It seems that the [...]
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Well, all I have to say is this author is a complete idiot. I would wager a guess to say they never graduated from college as well seeing as he does not have to ability to look at facts and see them for what they are. If he had a competent thought process here are the links he would make.
Humans are currently causing Carbon emission outputs to at least double from what otherwise would be its ‘natural state’. Don’t believe me? What do you think your car is burning everytime you drive to McDonalds? What do you think keeps your lights on at night? What do you think keeps your computer running right now so you can read this? While the author would probably like you to believe it is magic seeing as the ‘truths’ he believes in would lead him to believe in magic as well, I am sad to say it is not. How about electricity? Well yes, but thats not it either. Carbon is what makes all your fun gadgets run. Sure electricity is needed as the final product to run your equipment, but billions of tons of coal and thus carbon emmissions are what creates the electricity that runs these things. If anyone wants to try and dispute that fact I would love to hear it, but I doubt you have an argument.
Now lets move onto another fact. Green House Gases (aka Carbon emissions) are what causes the reflected sun rays to return to earth and thus increases the temperature of the earth. The more Green house gases in the atmosphere the hotter the surface temperature of the earth. This is another fact I would love for someone to try and dispute.
Now we all know the author never made it past high school, but maybe even he is still apt enough to be able to put A and B together and make a reasonable conclusion.
Humans have at least doubled the natural state Carbon emissions on the Earth, more carbon emissions mean greater surface temperatures……
WELL that means Humans are at least a partial cause of Global Warming. Hate to bring logic to the table with a ranting lunatic who posts articles for no reason other than to satisfy his mythical whims, but if he doesn’t listen maybe at least reasonable educated people will.
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[...] also suggest continuing to follow the facts about global warming thread. I get some real zingers on that. Subscribe to its comments. How is global warming treating [...]
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Wow. And to think I once thought mankind was more informed than this.
Dear Author – If you want to not beleive in Global Warming so that you can continue to drive your big, gas guzzling car without guilt, be my guest. However, we’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t spread the contamination of Stupid that has clearly grasped a hold of your brain.
That picture link that led me here is completely incorrect – That is not an ice formation caused by waves, it’s freackin’ melting ice. Any retard (exept our Author) could tell you that. And to further screw yourself, there are pictures of global warming. Unless, of course, you claim that giant cracks in ice walls that have never been naturally observed before have no connection to this.
At you claiming volcanos are the leading cause of Global Warming – lawl. Volcanos are not even remotely related to the subject. Yes, global warming is natural. No, the natural course of Global warming is not harmful. But the global warming we’re fighting is not natural, unless the CO2 shooting out of the exhaust pipe of your gas-guzzler is natural.
I could go on faaaaaaar beyond this, but I highly doubt a word of it will get through your 17-inch skull and into that hazelnut you call a brain.
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http://www.indonesiamatters.co.....he-planet/
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http://www.worldclimatereport......y-lessons/
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http://www.globalresearch.ca/i.....;aid=10783
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650 Scientists to Dissent on Man-Made Global Warming Claims
http://epw.senate.gov/public/i.....4616db87e6
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UN Data shows ‘Warming has Stopped!’ – Climate Fears Called ‘Hogwash’ – ‘Global Carbon Tax’ Urged
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[...] It’s not just a tribute to Christmas, but it also pays homage to global warming hysteria. Global warming hysteria may be having it’s last Christmas this year before it grows up and transforms into an adult [...]
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now im seriously confused… im only in year 10 but i reckon even i have more knowledge than this stupid author. OF COURSE GLOBAL WARMING EXISTS…. ejit. and yeah, wake up you idiot burning fossil fules to power the cars and keep the lights running produces Co2 which- might i add is heating this little rock of ours up. and the fossil fuels dont burn by them selves do they? huh? EXACTLY. so that means we humans do contribute to Global Warming. And deffinately in a way bigger than just ‘insignificant!’
oh and about that ‘go club a baby seal’ line. HOW f^^kING DARE YOU!!!! i appreciate im a 15yr old girl and all, but what the hell makes you think you can put up things like that?!
im disgusted at your lack of information, your rudeness and down right cheek to think that u can make others believe you stupid fantisies.
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[...] You can credit them for pondering what the definition of “is” is, eating garbage, and inventing man made global warming. That’s about it. Oh, yeah. They also forfeited a war we were winning, and their proud of [...]
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This is a rediculous website.
How can you so brazenly mock global warming???
Are you an idiot?
How can you not care that our planet is being destroyed and the innocent animals that inhabit it are dying because of our dependence on fossil fuels and logging??
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Honestly, go read a National Geographic.
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They won’t even call it global warming anymore. They are backpedalling and now they call it climate change. Why? Because the whole thing was bullshit to begin with. The fact is that so called global warming or climate change, or whatever other bullshit term you want to use is a hoax perpetrated by people with an agenda to increase regulation and taxation. There’s nothing scientific about it. Things are in a constant state of change. This is natural.
Let me ask you, Maggie. If Global Warming/Climate Change is so horrible, just what exactly is the optimal “average global temperature?” Second, just what sort of bullshit pseudo science do you need to use to even calculate something such as “average global temperature?”
Can you even answer that? If “climate change” is bad, then there must be an “optimal” temperature. If there is an optimal temperature, then that is what we should strive for, assuming the hucksters are correct, and we have the ability to control the weather, why would we not aim for the optimum? Do you believe in a solid state theory of the Earth?
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[...] my facts about global warming faq, a lot of people stop by and tell me what a moron I am for daring to be skeptical about the [...]
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It doesn’t matter. We’ll all be dead before global warming actually does anything bad.
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That is a sad to find out that some people out there still live in a world of their own. The fact that never in the world’s history global warming was as fast as it is today seems to escape your little dense minds.
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Polly, average global temperatures are trending down not up.
Plus, the deviation of temperatures is determined by a mean from the years 1961-1990 and not the entire 200 years of recordkeeping.
Further, rarely are the actual planet’s temperatures announced. It is always the percentage or temperature deviations that are given out. They never say stuff like “In 2007 the average temperature was 57.9 F” because they don’t want people to realize the planet really isn’t very warm to begin with, and they don’t want people like you to realize they are completely and full of shit.
Go ahead, try and find any news article or story that tells us what the actual average temperature was for, say the years 2000-2008.
Not the mean deviation or if it was in the top ten deviations lists, the actual temperature.
If you want to talk about facts Polly, let’s talk facts, not myths about CO2 changing weather.
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Is this page some type of joke? I am a kid and like other kids global warming is not a fun type of thing where kids play with sprinklers because soon we wont have sprinkers becuse we will have no water, due to global warming! Its us that will have to fix it because selfish people like you are taking it like a joke.
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Being a kid Damo you have not had the experience to know that a lot of adults lie to each other and to young people like yourself.
Yes, Al Gore, the scientists, and all the politicians that back global warming are lying to you, me, and the rest of the world.
We won’t lie to you Damo however.
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Oh, if only the person above me could see the irony in his comment.
You first state that adults lie all the time. This is absolutely true, as you prove in the second and third parts of your comment, via telling the youngster nothing less than utter bullcrap.