Fauxsama Bin Laden Releases His Greatest Hits Video
There’s been a lot of hubbub lately about the newest fake video from “Osama bin Laden.” The nutroots have accurately pointed out that he doesn’t look like the real Osama bin Laden. I should give credit where credit is due. However, even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day, but it’s wrong the other 23 hours and 58 minute, much like the moonbats.
Here you can see, I have juxtaposed the Real Osama against the one from the recent video (click to play).
As you can see the, the real Osama is in the left hand picture, and Fauxsama, as featured in the new video is in the right hand picture. I don’t think it takes a doctorate in photographic forensics to see that Fauxsama and Osama do not look the same. Even so, Scott Adams thinks it’s the real Osama:
I assume this new video is from the real Osama because a fake would do a better job matching the beard. In other words, the real Osama looks too fake to be an actual fake.
Considering this video is made by someone who is dead, it’s actually not that poorly produced. As Harvey at IMAO said:
Pretty impressive work for a guy who’s been a crimson stain on a Tora Bora cave wall since 2001.
Personally, I liked the original Weekend at Bernies better than the dozens of sequels featuring Osama bin Laden, but the writing is still better than Star Wars, and the puppeteering is top notch. It almost looks like a real life hobo, and the acting is less wooden.
Dick’s Sac Shack seems to agree, and notes:
I’m sure it’s just Bush and the evil neocons trying to distract the stupid American voters from the War on Terror by trotting out the re-animated corpse of the guy who started the whole War on Terror. Kinda like distracting the stupid American voters from the bungled war in Iraq by going to Iraq, but only different.
IMAO’s Frank J notices that bin Laden’s rantings sound just like any Left-Wing Blogger, and opines that, “Kos has to get this guy as a diarist before HuffPo does.” He also lists many of The Similarities Between Osama Bin Laden and Left-Wing Bloggers.
On the same point, Greg Gutfeld adds:
It was at this point, I thought I was listening to Keith Olbermann. That’s when it dawned on me. Bin Laden isn’t just a terrorist. He’s worse. A liberal!
Now the Nutroots seem to think that this is just propaganda from the Bushitler Regime and the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy™, but I am actually torn between 2 competing theories.
One one hand, it’s possible that some Lefties think that producing a video featuring OBL would be embarassing to the Administration. After all, whatever happened to “chasing him to the ends of the Earth?” It plays nicely with their Osama been Forgotten meme.
They also are probably hamster brained enough to think that adding in all the Democrat talking points about hatred of America, withdrawal from Iraq, global warming, and Dennis Rodman’s hair would be an added bonus.
On the other hand, I think this could be a brilliant parody from someone on the right. What better way to make the Leftnuts look like the idiots they are than to juxtapose their insipid rantings with those of the country’s most hated man? If that’s the case, it’s sheer brilliance at it’s best.
I’m still not sure which hypothesis to lean toward. They are both plausible. Also, the Moonbats are so kooky that it’s very difficult to parody them. You can come up with the most outlandish things, and then it turns out that they’ll actually say, and mean those things. Look out for people saying Fred Thompson=Hitler, and being 100%serious, because it will happen.
It wouldn’t surprise me, though, if the newest installment of Weekend at bin Ladens is produced by the creative geniuses, Trey Parker and Matt Stone. It just seems to fit the MO.
One thing we can know for sure is that Fauxsama can’t be the real Osama, because the real Osama has been dead for years. What is your theory?
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Just when I’m about to delete another blog, you link me. Great, now I have to keep blogging. I hate you.
btw-Osama Bin Decomposin
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I would rather be a kooky liberal than a dumb-ass neocon. (Although both can be equally horrid)
FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY BILLION DOLLARS & SIX YEARS LATER THE SON OF A BITCH SHOULD BE DEAD!
Democrats hate America? Huh? That is a new one.
Repugs Equating Bin Laden with liberals? Wow, the Repugs are in worse shape than I thought. Maybe we should ask the Bush family what the Bin Ladens are like:
“When President George W. Bush froze assets connected to Osama bin Laden, he didn’t tell the American people that the terrorist mastermind’s late brother (Salem Bin Laden) was an investor in the president’s former oil business in Texas.”
So let me get this straight:
1. An “evil” neocon doing business with the Bin Laden family is acceptable? Ya man no big deal.
2. A Faux News type freak equates liberals with Bin Laden through made up talking points. Oh the horror. I’m just so shocked.
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richj-
With the current incompetent (the ones that have not already been fired or resigned in disgrace) Bush Administration leading the invasion? That would be a resounding NO!
Didn’t you say he was already dead anyway?
I’m sorry but equating extreme liberals (as nutty as they can be) to a sick, murdering terrorist is just ridiculous. Whatever rant Bin Laden is giving us on this tape is just more bull.
Plus, you would have to equate the MAJORITY of America as having a “Bin Laden” mind set since most of us want the troops withdrawn. Who looks like the looney now?
We should probably just concentrate on getting the motherfucker killed don’t ya think?
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So, Patty, are you OK with us invading Pakistan to finally get OBL?
And don’t you find it odd that the left and OBL use many of the same talking points to criticize the war effort? I am more than willing to grant that one, the left or OBL, is being dishonest in their criticisms just to push their real agenda. But which one?
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Here is what i wonder about. The latest message is about converting to Islam as the condition for his stopping terrorist attacks.
So if we all convert to Islam then we can call Iraq a holy war. All that’s left then is to pick a side, Sunni or Shite. In my eyes we go with whomever offers the most virgins in the afterlife.
I should run for president. I have some great ideas.
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“We should probably just concentrate on getting the motherfucker killed don’t ya think?”
Agreed, tell me your plan. You either want him dead or you don’t. Do you just want to wait until 2009 when maybe a dem is in office and then invade Pakistan?
Come on, tell me how you would want our govt to track down and kill OBL.
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Richj-
I have no clue how to hunt down the nations most wanted terrorist. I have read that several top US officials are not even sure he is in Pakistan. Maybe the new Democratic President can create special force missions and CIA teams to track him. Although that would be tough since our military is so depleted. OR Maybe the new Democratic President could actually use DIPLOMACY with Musharraf.
It is a very scary situation richj. I think we can rule out the current administration catching him. I think they have enough pressure on them right now regarding the quagmire in Iraq. Plus, I do not think GWB even knows where Pakistan is. Seriously.
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Well, the OLD Democratic president had the opportunity and pussed out.
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Patty and Rich
1. Osama’s dead.
2. He would still be completely irrelevant anyway, even if he weren’t dead.
3. What is relevant is that we have Iran surrounded, which was the purpose of this whole exercise in the first place. It’s a proxy war with Iran, and always has been. As an added bonus, we now have bases of operation on two of their borders. That was always the goal. I have known this from the start, and that is the sole reason why I support our operations. It Always has been the reason, and it will remain the reason.
Patty
My method:
1. Come up with an unpopular, or even stupid premise.
2. Attempt to make it sound rational.
3. Botch the job and make myself look like an idiot instead.
The result:
1. The Osama video was made by the creators of South Park.
2. Lay out the reasoning.
3. Allude to a clip of the Family Guy as being the new video and add a lot of offensive rhetoric.
4. Fiar’s a dipshit.
See, it’s just basic humor writing method. Please try to lighten up.
Rich You too.
Chris There will be no further need for President’s when I am the Cruel, Deranged, Bloodthirsty Despot of the Universe™.
RT I don’t think Clinton or anyone else realized the significance of that, and I refuse to blame anyone other than the terrorists who committed the act.
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Rich Don’t sweat it. *I* know you’re just pushing buttons, but I also don’t want to rehash pointless arguments either.
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I’m trying to lighten up. I’ve already lost about 5 pounds.
I just hope to be further enlighted by our lefty friends since obviously they are so much smarter than us.
I really didn’t take anything Patty wrote seriously. Internet bluster and hyperbole amuses me more than anything else nowadays. Debating this stuff is pretty pointless anymore.
Sorry if I harshed your mellow.
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So, speaking of pointless arguments, is canadian bacon ham or bacon?
I vote for ham, but I like bacon more.
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Ham.
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Rich, RT is correct. Canadian bacon is ham. Remember, Bacon®
Laurie Do you think it would be strategically sound to announce that we know he’s dead? It makes sense – if you consider the goal to be to surround Iran – That it would be a huge error to do so. If we did that, all the people who think Osama is relevant would say, “Cool. Looks like our job is done then.” But it’s not done. It’s far from done.
Where would we go from there? How would this President, and the next President say, “We got him, but we still have a lot of work to do.”
Regardless of the rhetoric, and the posturing, and the opposition for the sake of appearances – which is what it is – Everyone in a position of power understands what needs to be done, and will do it.
It doesn’t matter if the next President is Hillary, Fred, Rudy, Mitt, Obama, or whoever. They will understand the consequences, and do what needs to be done.
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FIAR for President!
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I’m serious by the way. I just really love your new attitude. (new to me anyway)
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George W. says Osama is alive. Are you calling him a liar?
How can you say that? If he were really dead, The president of the US, the commander in chief, would never let us all just think he’s alive while soldiers continue to die in Iraq and Afghanistan, and furthermore he would never have all of us Americans transferring our shampoo and hairsprays to those stupid 3oz bottles before we could board a plane.
Of course he is alive, come on, think people.
And remember, be afraid, be very afraid.
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I think the dip-wad’s dead and video is fake.
If he’s alive, kill him. Period.
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I think what the American people want to know is, when did Joe Biden die?
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FIAR-I’m bored. Write something entertaining. Thanks.
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Shame on you Diesel! I kind of like the little squinty eyed presidential hopeful.
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P.S. You are correct about Iran and in my book that just proves once again what a total nutjob Darth Cheney is. I am honestly scared to death of what he may do even in the last MONTH of his vice presidency.
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CHENEY for President 2008
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Poop on you Skul!
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Patty must be Fred Thompson backer.
You Go Patty!
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Patty According to the Constitution I’m too young to run for President, but I appreciate the sentiment.
Skul Go team! Indeed.
Diesel Joe’s been dead a long time. It’s evident every time you hear him speak. Nary a pulse identifiable.
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